Wednesday, January 23, 2008

say what?



why would anyone want to steal my toilet brush??? i've been puzzled by the disappearance of this particular item for quite some time now... and i have now given up... it's gone... missing in toilet bowl action... strange innit??






the kids are innocent, they wouldn't touch that brush with a five foot pole... so, the only logical explanation is that the garden service guys must have eyed it walking past my bathroom window... i leave it on the windowsill sometimes... but why? i wouldn't steal someone else's toilet brush... that's just too gross ... there is always a huge bottle of bubble bath on the windowsill... the thief could really have taken that rather...or... he could have taken the bubble bath and the freakin brush... such a strange thing and for some reason i have trouble letting go of this... not that someone stole something... but the toilet brush??? that's so weird and creepy on a totally strange level...




btw: so sad about heath ledger... i just don't get suicide... hope you rest in peace man...

17 COMMENTS....bite me!:

angel said...

very sad heath is gone... i liked him a lot.
as for the loo-brush? no girl, not a cooking clue!!!

Bridget said...

Maybe the kids tried to push down a floater with it? You know, one of those really stubborn ones that won't flush? Anyway, once he saw that the brush looked gross and couldn't clean it, they tossed it? I think this is a lovely theory of mine actually! Heee hee hee hee

*continues to chuckle appreciatively at grossing out RSA!*

Ruby said...

inspector ruby is on the missing toilet brush case...........ok no, can't help you! sorry..

It's really sad bout heath, he was one of my favourites....*sigh*

sweetass RSA said...

angel: it's a mystery i tell ya!

bridge: oh no man...sick eeeeeeeeewwwwwwhhhhhhhhh

ruby: inspector nogal...teehee...

Sheena Gates said...

Oh that is so disgusting!

Euwwww Bridget

Nosjunkie said...

Okay Okay I admitt it
it was me
I stole it
I couldnt help myself....
elton jhon was coming to town so I sold it as an exotic sex slave

sweetass RSA said...

sheena: isn't she just awful...LOL

lee: you are worse than bridge...mwhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha

Glugster said...

Whoever took it must have made a clean getaway!

kyknoord said...

Whoever took it must be clean round the bend.

sweetass RSA said...

boys: i'm quite certain that the person that took the brush clean forgot that his mom taught him not to steal...

Lopz said...

Eew eew eew!!!!!!!!!! (to someone stealing your toilet brush, not to Heath Ledger)

Elise said...

Maybe some disgusting person collects toilet brushes... Yuck! What a freak! You need to call the police, seriously! xx

Elise said...
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Bridget said...

OH God Elise! That is the funniest thing I have heard today!

PS: I'm just being inventive RSA! Not gross! :-)

Dawn said...

Um - maybe you just gotta brush this one aside. How mal is it though to steal a bog-brush!?

Southern Sage said...

I dunno heath but i do know
poo poo happens so we need a brush!

Louisa said...

Very weird...it didn't maybe fall out the window or something?

I think that is officially the strangest thing I've ever heard of going missing.

 
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