Friday, November 30, 2007
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:53 AM
Thursday, November 29, 2007
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:38 AM
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
- i started my year with a bungee jump, that should probably have been some kind of omen me thinks....
- i started dating again, the bad omen sticking it's ugly head out again... that phase didn't last long... just tell me is there ANY decent guys left out there, besides the gay and the married ones???
- i struggled with kay at school, thank the dear Lord he's probably going to pass, but still, it was really hectic...
- my ex started paying maintenance...oh yeah oh yeah...that was spectacular!!
- i started blogging in july i think and this has totally changed my world... i have to mention all you nanas who's put a solid smile on my dail for every single day since then... angel, glug, lee, will, bridget,sheebee, fish, rabbit, philip, louisa, god wiggly,kyk,mosmozi,curious girl, divine miss m!!!...(hope i didn't miss anyone!)... and then the lurkers out there, i have no fucking clue who you are but i know you're there... thanks everyone for reading my blog, really, i never thought anyone would actually read my blog, so this has been quite an interesting and rewarding journey for me...
- i've made new friends, which is always great... friendships can never be forced it just happens and spank my sweet ass i've made some extra ordinary blog buddies and some actual real life friends as well!
- i started running again this year.... running is a passion of mine... i don't run fast or very far but the bits that i have time for makes me dream of better things and i truly think that that me~time makes me a better mom and a overall better person.... i just wish i had more time to run! after all i've got my rockin watch and my running babies begging every day but time is so limited it sucks.
- i took my beasties on holiday twice this year, in april we flew down to george for a week, and to see the excitement on their faces made it so worth while... i love my kidlets so much it's a bit insane, but they are everything to me, really don't know what i would have done without them!
that's about it... overall it hasn't been the most exciting year of my life, but it's been satisfying in a weird way, i've moved on and for the first time in the longest time i look forward to tomorrow, to next year... the only thing i've missed this year is getting laid, really this cycle has to stop, maybe i should ask santa for a shag-voucher for christmas...teehee...who knows what can happen right!
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:40 AM
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
Friday, November 23, 2007
Rabbit started a RED LETTER CLUB
now anyone who knows rabbit knows he is a absolute wizard with words...it's really fun, you have no idea how nice it is to get a snail~mail~genuinely~hand~written~on~ paper~kind~of~letter in your postbox!
so do yourselves a favour, pop over to rabbit's blog and email him your postal address, the royal mail service is quite remarkable, you won't wait long...
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND Y'LL!!
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 11:17 AM
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:01 AM
Friday, November 16, 2007
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, " NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never
argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save
money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre,
never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time.
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:14 AM
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
I had another incident at my gym...sigh...unfortunately it wasn't on the treadmill...pity don't you think?...haha...anyway...they were upgrading the changing rooms and thought it best to swap the ladies and the gents for about a month...change is always good but this situation was just bound to stir things up...firstly i don't like changing at the gym...i usually change at work in my own private loo before i leave work...but that day i was late and decided to use the gym's facilities...big mistake...they had someone standing at the changing rooms 24/7 directing the genders...guys changing rooms just smells different ...why i still don't understand...but there it is boys...you smell funny...so there i was sitting down to change into my running gear...i don't like other woman looking at me while i undress...especially strange woman...that's just not on for me...but hey what to do...i could see the other woman were also nervous...nothing like the thought of a strange random guy walking into the changing rooms to make us nervous...i took my time...taking off my shoes at a leisurely pace hoping that the other babes would scoot and get the hell out so that i could change...eventually it was only me and i quickly pulled down my panties...i was looking over my shoulder just to double check when as sure as shit...in walks a guy...my panties around my ankles...oh fuck...i was actually paralyzed with shock...i did not expect this at all...my mouth hung open for about 2.5 seconds before i wailed..
the guy walked right up, put his hand on my shoulder and said...
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:41 AM
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
here is my kay, having a go at the checkered flag, i still don't know how he organised that but anyway, he had a jol!
this piece of pleasure stopped his bike right in front of me, at this stage all the riders were really bushed, tired beyond all normal standards, the poor kiddies were literally carried over this obstacle, red in the face, begging for mercy...
Monday, November 12, 2007
here are some random odd useless facts about me that you probably didn't want to know about but hey...shut up and read on ok...
i was in labour for 18 hours with my first born....natural birth...fuck i must have been crazy...they don't exaggerate in the movies...
i can move my ears...i shit you not...i think i have talent
i can burp really loud...for a girl this does not come naturally
i hate politics...i can't stand helen zille...
i've been married twice, to the same guy...i must be crazy in more ways than one
i had a huge crush on michael j fox when i was 12...it was insane
i love nelson mandela...he's not politics...admit it...he is a legend, and if you don't agree, don't say so, i don't wanna hear anything bad about madiba...deal?
i look exactly like my great-great-great-great grandmother...spooky beyond belief
ek is 'n boere meisie...sheebee that maybe explains all the ...'s...have mercy
i love my running shoes...i dumped michael j fox for them
i have lots of credit card debt...i know, who doesn't, but i think i hold some kind of record
i love south africa dearly and would never be able to leave this country for good...proudly south african and all that
i've started 13 facts with “I”...this must stop...maybe i should have started each sentence with “believe it or not...”
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 10:17 PM
Friday, November 9, 2007
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
i’m starting to fantasize when my boss is talking to me…i just see her mouth flapping but i don’t hear a word…during this time i have rearranged her face and stolen all her jewelary… after her 10 minute speech i say…”what’s that?”...and sure as crap she’ll start again…after another 10 minute schpiel i’m also tempted to again say…”what’s that?” …but i don’t…i just want her out of my office as soon as possible…she actually is a great boss…for the rest of the year i quite enjoy her…but for now…i just want to slap her silly…she annoys me in so many different ways at the moment…it’s quite ridiculous…let me count the ways…i find it incredibly rude when i’m busy on the phone and she just starts talking to me as if what i’m doing is of no importance what so ever…really…just don’t do that…sure, you pay my bills at the end of the month…but watch it…i can only take so much…i do everything for her…she says she won’t be able to replace me ever…and i think she’s right…cause who would do all her crap for her and still smile at the end of the day…that’s me…fuck…she also has this annoying habit of assuming things…like she assumes i will do both her job and still go empty the post box…and what gets to me is that all my complaints are and irritations are actually irrelevant ignorable stuff…but if you are part of the furniture…and everybody treats you as such…it gets lame real easy…i’m so tired of this…i know i should get my sweet behind into gear and do the job hunting thing…argh…but that’s so much fun right…but come january i will be on the hunt like a pro…i can’t wait!...so if you need a office manager who can do your job for you, make sure you earn 5 times what i earn…organize your personal life, keep your husband happy (not that way perverts! ;-)…i’m your girl… sigh…
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Monday, November 5, 2007
Friday, November 2, 2007
Thursday, November 1, 2007
he says….so mom…i have to give in my book reports on of these days…
he says… i don’t know if i will be able to finish 10 books by friday…
mommy me… this friday…the friday that is 2 days away??????????????
he says...that’s the one!
mommy me…did i tell you to read your books?
he says...yes mom
mommy me... did i warn you that this was going to happen???????????
he says...yes mom
mommy me...don’t you yes mom me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fllllllllllllllllip!!!!!!!!!!
so guess what i’m reading at the moment? …the hardy boys…i shit you not…sigh…i know this is wrong…but if you knew how close he is to flunking this year…and now this…
anyway so yesterday i went to have my boobs squashed…mammogram...luckily they are very resilient buggers and they passed with flying colors…but let me tell you…a mammogram is not a joke…everyone was firstly very professional…like they are supposed to be i guess…they showed me to my cubicle to undress…and there was this little cape item that you are supposed to wear …i looked like florence nightingale…anyway…i walked to the examination room...it’s my first time and i was really nervous…and i knew that i look utterly ridiculous in the little florence suit of mine…and there i stand…everybody ignores me…i say…am i at the right place??...and the radiologist tells me…well if you feel like bat girl then you’re in the right place…mwhahahahahah…like i said i was really nervous so i laughed way too hard at that little joke…my personal radiologist…yes i had a lady looking after just me…at forking 665.30 ront i bloody well hope so…she takes my to my examination room…and there i have to lean over this very cold machine…and she takes dee-dee number one…and kind of roll her…yes i know...horrible...and then presses a button and zirrrrrrrrrrr…it squeezes and it keeps on squeezing…ouuuuuuuuuch…and snap…there’s my boob on a computer screen…voila…thank goodness i’m all clear…then we hop along to for the sonar…and there mr radiologist comes in…shakes my hand…was that really necessary?...somehow it just didn't feel like the thing to do...anyway…and proceeds to check my titties out further…i don’t like sonars…any variety...it's cold and sticky...and uncomfortable...and you're supposed to look like it doesn't bother you one bit....go for your mammograms girls...it's no fun but alas....necessary!
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 9:50 AM