Monday, November 12, 2007

random odd and useless...

i wanted to blog about my weekend today, but blogger has decided in it's infinite wisdom that it does not matter how many times i try to upload my photos...there will be no uploading of my pics today...so i leave you with this...will post tomorrow about my weekend...sigh

here are some random odd useless facts about me that you probably didn't want to know about but hey...shut up and read on ok...

i was in labour for 18 hours with my first born....natural birth...fuck i must have been crazy...they don't exaggerate in the movies...

i can move my ears...i shit you not...i think i have talent

i can burp really loud...for a girl this does not come naturally

i hate politics...i can't stand helen zille...

i've been married twice, to the same guy...i must be crazy in more ways than one

i had a huge crush on michael j fox when i was 12...it was insane

i love nelson mandela...he's not politics...admit it...he is a legend, and if you don't agree, don't say so, i don't wanna hear anything bad about madiba...deal?

i look exactly like my great-great-great-great grandmother...spooky beyond belief
i saw a burglar break into my house once...i was in the back seat of my car having sex with my boyfriend...what to do?

ek is 'n boere meisie...sheebee that maybe explains all the ...'s...have mercy

i love my running shoes...i dumped michael j fox for them

i have lots of credit card debt...i know, who doesn't, but i think i hold some kind of record

i love south africa dearly and would never be able to leave this country for good...proudly south african and all that

i've started 13 facts with “I”...this must stop...maybe i should have started each sentence with “believe it or not...”

13 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Glugster said...

Boere meise? Now that is something I didn't expect.

So, did the boyfriend stop the burglar or not? Or did you let him have his way? The burglar, not the boyfriend (I know the answer on the latter - LOL).

Sweetass RSA said...

glug! nice to know i have it in me to surprise you boet!

no he didn't stop the burglar... hard to explain but we had better things to do!

angel said...

omg sweetass... i am still hosing myself at this!!! i keep going back to the burglar thing...!!!
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa...

Living Bridget said...

OMG sweetass!! You just made me a little late with this, had to let myself fall on couch and laugh like a loon for a couple of minutes! Lucky burglar!

The Divine Miss M said...

It must have been really good sex! I think I'd probably stop the burgular ... well I suppose it depends where exactly I am in the whole sex procedure ... ;)

Sweetass RSA said...

i'm so glad you liked it girls...heehee...miss m...we were going at it like rabbits, no procedure followed ;-)

Fish said...

I would have gone in, killed the fucker, and than, with even more joy, sc.... your brains out hehehe

Szarek(Will) said...

hehe Im with fish...

Go in kill the Asscrack...and then well...

Then you will have alot of energy and adrenaline to enjoy a couple of hours of "fun"

SheBee said...

Hahahhaa!

wELL i AM WELL IMPRESSED, RSA. I didn't expect that either.

I'm not commenting on shagging with an illegal audience, it could just get dirty in here...

Brilliant post!

Sweetass RSA said...

@ fish & will: you beauties you! good heavens, i should feel flattered right? ok, on some violent level i actually do... ;-)

@ shebee: thanks doll, coming from you that is quite a compliment, phew...!

Sheriss said...

this made me laugh out loud!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Too bad about blogger not being cooperative; however, as a fairly knew visitor to your blog I appreciate all of the tidbits you started with ‘I’!

Sweetass RSA said...

sheriss & nick: welcome!! glad you enjoyed it, hope to see you guys here again!

 
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