Thursday, November 15, 2007

secret code??

i've come across some strange blog talk... or net lingo or basically acronyms... i know a few but sometimes i read a comment or a blog somewhere and think...ok dude i have no fucking idea what you just said...seriously....please repeat in normal words???...while scratching my head, pulling my lip up and arching my eyebrows...


am i really the only one?? please help me out here...





the ones i know...

WTF...love this one...WHAT THE FUCK!!!

LOL...another favourite...laugh out loud

KWIM...know what i mean

OMG...oh my gosh/god

MF.... mother fucker.......just gotta say that again...mooooootheerrrrrrr fuckerrrrrrrr....

anyway...

those are the ones i can think of right now that i know....

but help me out of misery here...what on earth does the following acronyms stand for, if anything?? on the other hand maybe i'm just plain stupid, have to take that into account...hmmm...

BTW....??...be the wanker...what??? i don't get it!

IMAO...??? ...it's my ass only... :p

ROTFLMAO...i'm not even gonna try this one...wtf??

help is needed ....maybe i should call early bird...

14 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Louisa said...

hehehehe...

BTW (By the way)
LMAO (laugh my ass off)
IMO (In My Opinion)
IMHO (In my humble opinion)
ROTFLMAO (Roll on the floor laughing my ass off)

Hope that helps ;-)

Sweetass RSA said...

Louisa!!! bless you for making me feel really stupid...

ROTFLMAO....

Louisa said...

Don't worry, everyone goes through the initial confusion. Glad I could help. :-)

Living Bridget said...

There are some I recently came across. I think this person made it up.

OHO: Oh Holy Oracles
ROLF: Roll on lounger fucking!

Others:
TTYL: Talk to you later
FFS: For Fuck's Sake

Sweetass RSA said...

FFS...ha! i can make use of that one!! and even ROLF...hmmm... ;-)

Living Bridget said...

I'm pretty partial to FFS myself, I use it all the time on instant messenger.

I use ROLF on my boss. He thinks I mean, ROFL! It's my little victory over the arse wip

Nosjunkie said...

GREAT POST!
I didnt know what the KWIM one was and to be honest I have already forgotten again so I am going back to the post

The Divine Miss M said...

I can see that you weren't an mIRC person - I learnt all those in the 90's when I was addicted to that chat program. ROTFLMAO was my favourite one ;)

(Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off)

angel said...

oh crap! i love acronyms- and today everyone beat me to it!!! i love "ffs"!!! and there are so many!!!

here are some other milder ones i have come across in my groups and blogging...

dh = dear husband
ds = dear son
dd = dear daughter
bf/bbf/bff = best friend/ bestest best friend/ best friend forever

Glugster said...

Another one. FB for Fuck Buddy. My ex thought it meant Fat Bastard though. Guess that works too.

angel said...

and FiB is for friend-in-bed... i been eddikated recently with new acronyms!!

Simply Curious said...

I didn't know a couple of them but most of them, I did. One that I had trouble with, before, was, bbiab. Which means be back in a bit. I also can't stand when people replace the letter s with z in every single word. Grr...

michaelm said...

Find any girl between the ages of 14 - 18 (like two of my daughters)
They IM so much using these dumbass abbreviations that it drives me insane.
Reading your blog via Kyknoord.
Your blog name got me curious. :0)
I'll be back when I have a bit more time. Looks interesting . . .
~m

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