Thursday, November 1, 2007

all things painfull...


i’m really pissed off today…fuming…kay does that to me sometimes…he’s known the whole freakin year that he has to give in book reports at the end of the year of all the books he’s read this year…which obviously are almost non-existent…and yesterday…

he says….so mom…i have to give in my book reports on of these days…
mommy me…yes…and…???
he says… i don’t know if i will be able to finish 10 books by friday…
mommy me… this friday…the friday that is 2 days away??????????????
he says...that’s the one!
mommy me…did i tell you to read your books?
he says...yes mom
mommy me... did i warn you that this was going to happen???????????
he says...yes mom
mommy me...don’t you yes mom me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fllllllllllllllllip!!!!!!!!!!

so guess what i’m reading at the moment? …the hardy boys…i shit you not…sigh…i know this is wrong…but if you knew how close he is to flunking this year…and now this…


anyway so yesterday i went to have my boobs squashed…mammogram...luckily they are very resilient buggers and they passed with flying colors…but let me tell you…a mammogram is not a joke…everyone was firstly very professional…like they are supposed to be i guess…they showed me to my cubicle to undress…and there was this little cape item that you are supposed to wear …i looked like florence nightingale…anyway…i walked to the examination room...it’s my first time and i was really nervous…and i knew that i look utterly ridiculous in the little florence suit of mine…and there i stand…everybody ignores me…i say…am i at the right place??...and the radiologist tells me…well if you feel like bat girl then you’re in the right place…mwhahahahahah…like i said i was really nervous so i laughed way too hard at that little joke…my personal radiologist…yes i had a lady looking after just me…at forking 665.30 ront i bloody well hope so…she takes my to my examination room…and there i have to lean over this very cold machine…and she takes dee-dee number one…and kind of roll her…yes i know...horrible...and then presses a button and zirrrrrrrrrrr…it squeezes and it keeps on squeezing…ouuuuuuuuuch…and snap…there’s my boob on a computer screen…voila…thank goodness i’m all clear…then we hop along to for the sonar…and there mr radiologist comes in…shakes my hand…was that really necessary?...somehow it just didn't feel like the thing to do...anyway…and proceeds to check my titties out further…i don’t like sonars…any variety...it's cold and sticky...and uncomfortable...and you're supposed to look like it doesn't bother you one bit....go for your mammograms girls...it's no fun but alas....necessary!

11 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Glugster said...

If I was you I'd throw the book at him.

Glad you're clear. And really glad they are resilient buggers!

Sweetass RSA said...

glug...that's a good idea!

The Divine Miss M said...

Oh my god that sounds horrid. I so don't ever want to have one of those!

What kind of parent would you be if you allowed him to flunk, nothing wrong with helping him out but get him to do it next time!!!

kyknoord said...

Hey, a prostate exam is no walk in the park, either.

Sweetass RSA said...

divine: that's the plan... and next time he'll not survive to tell the tale...you'll have to go for one of those jobbies sometime toots...

kyk: no need for prostate exam these days...you can go for a simple blood test...unfair i tell you! ;-)

interesting fact: according to the radiologist some men also get breast cancer...and then have to go for a mammogram too...really...i never knew that!

Nosjunkie said...

copy reviews of the books off the net they even give you info on the characters.

shame poor thing

SheBee said...

nos you are so clever!

rsa - smack him on the kop and punish him in someway, dont let this slide.

angel said...

ah the joys of mommydom... good luck with the reading!
as for the boob-press... i'm woring on it!

angel said...

mwaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaa...
i mean "working" on it!!!

Sweetass RSA said...

nosjunkie: i did get some reports from the net, but most you have to pay for in $ nogal!

shebee: won't let it slide, otherwise it will just happen again next year...

angel: lol!

Mr R Rabbit said...

Well, I don't know if this'll be any comfort or not but I have never, throughout my school career, done a single piece of homework. And I've turned out alright. Honest.

 
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