Monday, November 26, 2007

my new neighbours...


i have new neighbours...apparently they're lesbians...don't have anything against gay couples ok...i totally enjoy gay men, they are the most entertaining interesting people i've come across...but lesbians??...being a woman...i just get it...isn't that strange, i understand the need for a guy to want to be a woman, but for a woman to want to be a man, why, this just makes no sense at all...the typical lesbian couple usually have a butch girl and a girly girly...my butch neighbour really looks like a guy...impressively so...only when i went over to introduce myself did i see that she is really only a girl who wants to be man... with almost non existent boobs and a very masculine hairstyle and chin... in a way that's sad but hey more power to them right...my new neighbours aren't all that friendly though...i didn't walk into their house and say...ok so i hear your two are lesbians...arching my eyebrows and asking..."so how's that working out for you???"... i made all the smalltalk, and after about a minute it was a done deal... they don't wanna be my friend... many of my previous neighbours are still very good friends of mine... neighbours are the greatest...not only for the odd thing to borrow...in my case it's usually ice...bugger the sugar or the eggs...my ice goes really fast...i like my g&t with lots of ice... anyway... so i think my new neighbours are probably people shy because of their sexual orientation.... which i get... but i'm a nice person...and would like to get to know them but as soon as it even looks like i want to go out of my front door... they run for cover... seriously what's up with that?? my previous neighbour...who's now a good friend by the way...also had this running~ away~thing going for a while but i was so persistent that she was forced to befriend me... i just love a challenge... and i turn out to be a excellent neighbour myself, i have a huge freezer in my garage, and my neighbours each have a shelf to stash their extra stuff in...ok that's just weird but it works for us ...i feed cats and dogs and don't look through their stuff when i house sit...so why they don't even want to give this neighbourly thing a chance, that's just weird... another thing that's quite weird... in the complex where i live all my neighbours, that's 4 units, all of them are woman, single woman...thankfully we have my butch neighbour cause in the face of danger we will have to call on her to take on the baddies... but it's not working out so well, i'll leave them alone from now, give the neighbourly wave as i pass and for the rest... welcome to the neighbourhood girls...!

8 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Living Bridget said...

You so need to get the specifics! I wanna know what goes on! I'm too squeamish to watch porn! Haa! I hope they loosen up, I'd be lost without my neighbors.

Glugster said...

Being a lesbian myself I really can't see what's the problem.

Szarek(Will) said...

LOL

AMEN to glugster...

Philip said...

amen to glugster indeed

(and maybe you're just scary stef!! lol)

sweetass RSA said...

bridget: I know, neighbours...gotta love them, ok i'll peep over the wall...that'll really scare them...lol!

glug/will/philip: you guys are all the same, thank God for that! :-)

Philip: scary...me???....yeah right! ok maybe i am...hmmm...now that is a scary thought! :-)

Nosjunkie said...

I used to babysit the daughter of a couple of lesbians. they were great peopl.
It seems that our neighbourhood has become very desirable for gays and we have three gay couples and a set (what is the collective term for lesbian)of lesbians.
And I have to be honest... I would rather have a drink with the gays then the hypocritical self proclaimed Nestpark aristockricy.
Maybe your Lesbians are just really shy

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Enjoy your new neighbors. My ex-wife is a Lesbian and she can be quite helpful at times.

angel said...

mwaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa...
i have exactly two ex-neighbours who became and are now friends of mine, but i pretty much avoid mine, always have.
and i've lived in the same flat for more than 12 years...

 
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