Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, " NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never
argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save
money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre,
never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time.
THE END
14 COMMENTS....bite me!:
I think its national man hating day and nobody told me
nah...i love all guys, promise!! this piece was just too good not to post! ;-)
hear hear!
:(
AHHH
now i feel like a pig...hehehe just kidding
sheebee: hear hear with a sad face?
will: why did your blog disappear dude, lee says you're revamping due to politics...hectic
I think that sounds fantastic. You forgot
Never had to share the bed, never had the blanket stolen and never had to listen to someone else snore. Yes I hate sharing a bed.
I see we're doing fairy tales today. I should change my post. LOL
yeah alot of politics of kak hectic...but it is done now..if you go on my link in lees blog it will work now
Lol! And a definite hear hear on the bed sharing issue Miss M!
ROTFLMFAO!!!
hence my own personal outlook!!!!
Amen! Of course, it’s a two way street.
mwaaaaaahahahahaha...
i had to come and look at you header!
Haha we're on the same page right now! Love it!
I must say that I do like the no bed sharing thing too.
when Stiff takes Will to Clas on saturdays I take the chace to sleep vertically horizontally spread eagled and all sorts while I have the chance
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