Friday, November 16, 2007

Friday!


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, " NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never
argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save
money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre,
never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time.

THE END

14 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Nosjunkie said...

I think its national man hating day and nobody told me

Sweetass RSA said...

nah...i love all guys, promise!! this piece was just too good not to post! ;-)

SheBee said...

hear hear!

:(

szarek(Will) said...

AHHH

now i feel like a pig...hehehe just kidding

sweetass RSA said...

sheebee: hear hear with a sad face?

will: why did your blog disappear dude, lee says you're revamping due to politics...hectic

The Divine Miss M said...

I think that sounds fantastic. You forgot

Never had to share the bed, never had the blanket stolen and never had to listen to someone else snore. Yes I hate sharing a bed.

Glugster said...

I see we're doing fairy tales today. I should change my post. LOL

Szarek(Will) said...

yeah alot of politics of kak hectic...but it is done now..if you go on my link in lees blog it will work now

MsMozi said...

Lol! And a definite hear hear on the bed sharing issue Miss M!

angel said...

ROTFLMFAO!!!
hence my own personal outlook!!!!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Amen! Of course, it’s a two way street.

angel said...

mwaaaaaahahahahaha...
i had to come and look at you header!

Simply Curious said...

Haha we're on the same page right now! Love it!

Nosjunkie said...

I must say that I do like the no bed sharing thing too.
when Stiff takes Will to Clas on saturdays I take the chace to sleep vertically horizontally spread eagled and all sorts while I have the chance

 
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