Wednesday, October 31, 2007

foreign rainbows

to me this is foreign..i like sex...won't dispute that fact...i also like oral sex, no shocker there...but here's a twist i'm not into...

i bought a cd set about teenage sexuality...due to the fact that kay is bursting with hormones these days...i thought it might be wise to be ready for imminent teenage displays of anger and puppy love... the woman who teach these courses is a very open minded and with~it mom...she's also a christian, i like her...anyway it's a 3cd set and she explains every single thing about teenagers...from the nitty gritty stuff like allowances to the juicy stuff... she spills all the beans and really tells it like it is...luckily i have, touch wood, up till now have had an open and honest relationship with kay...i have explained everything... blow jobs, porn, masturbation, sex, stoney's (bet you don't know what those are!), hard on's, wet dreams...every single thing...and now i had to explain to him about rainbow parties...

at this point i really felt my age...cause truth be told i've never heard about it...ever...seems stuff...parties, sex and the things teenagers are exposed to these days have changed incredibly... even i, a liberated mom, was shocked...this woman, her job is teenagers, what they think and especially what they do...and especially the stuff they want to talk to their parents about...but can't...basically a rainbow party is the following...

each girl comes to the party wearing an excess amount of lipstick...see where this is going...then the guys mingle...can't think of a better word...ahem...then the girls carefully puts a ring of her lipstick on the shaft of every guys' penis...yes apparently they do...and then when everybody is done the guy with the most rings (hence rainbow) wins...fuck...no pun intended...when i was in high school we played spin the bottle!! so if a uninformed teenager asks his uninformed parent ...hey mom can i go to a rainbow party...what do they say...sure honey...have fun!!!

i must admit that this firstly shocked me and secondly it disturbed me...where does teenagers see this stuff...how do you not fall under the pressure of your peers when you are asked or forced to do this...and then you've done it once...and then you are one of the guys...and you are guilty...and then you just go on and do it again...join the orgy...cause that's what it is...seems there are plenty more of these games to play...in groups...that's definitely scary...which teenage boy or girl is mature enough to say...sorry people i'm not gonna do this...fuck this was so shocking to me...the world we live in really has changed...now i must teach my kids to do the right thing and to make the right decisions...how do you do that???!!! the precious woman failed to give us parents a guaranteed solution...all she said was “pray!!!”...maybe she was exaggerating...i hope she was...
teenagers have hormones rushing through them at the speed of lightning...adult hormones people...especially boys...teenage boys produce testosterone at a shocking high level, like literally thousands of times the normal levels...the poor babies! How do you, as a teenage guy say no to a girl who wants to give you a ring of lipstick on your dick...she may even get more than she bargained for...if you know what i'm saying...maybe that's exactly what she needs to shock her back to reality...a mouth full of semen...teenage girls are so funny..."yuck...groooooss...why did you do that!!!..."...that'll teach her...what did she expect, a pat on the head?

18 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Glugster said...

I have also heard about these parties, on the radio once. Even being a man without children, I was quite shocked.

I think it's better if I never have kids, especially girls. I'll have to lock them up in their rooms forever. Don't think I'll be able to handle it.

At least you are preparing and educating yourself and taking an active interest in your kids' lifes. Some parents just don't know what their kids are up to. At least you'll be sort of prepared, and I'm sure your attitude towards these things will make it a lot easier for your kids to talk about it with you.

Sweetass RSA said...

glug...i sure hope so...i just hope i don't overreact when they talk to me!..i have thought this through and i will have to lock my boys in their room until they're 29...yes i think so...

ok so we're a perfect match...you don't want kids and i don't want to have any more kids...lol...

Glugster said...

That was easy! I thought there would be more requirements! LOL

Sweetass RSA said...
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Sweetass RSA said...

that is actually my no 1 requirement...i really don't want to have more kids...the rest of my requirements are normal stuff ...male (quite important)...millionaire(yeah right like that's gonna happen!)...and he must find me TOTALLY irrisistable...see,easy! :-)

Glugster said...

If I owe the bank more than a million, does that still make me a millionaire?

angel said...

hey- where'd my comment go!??!?
FORK!
i am so with you on not wanting more kids!!!
and being the super paranoid mom i am i could quite happily lock damien up till he's 40... AND he's away this weekend, crap!!!

angel said...

ooh- and i know what stonies are!!!

Sweetass RSA said...

glug: you qualify...

angel: you do! i didn't, but now i do...lol!!

Glugster said...

Great!!! Now it's just the small matter of getting my divorce finalised and then were set.

Sweetass RSA said...

!*!*!*!*LOL*!*!*!*!

angel said...

ja! damien had them! it nearly killed me one morning when he told me round his toothbrush that he had a lump under his nipple!!! you shoulda seen me drive and google that morning- it was before i had interweb at home!!!

The Divine Miss M said...

It really bothers me what teenagers get up to now! I remember sex being something that you waited for and had a "relationship" with the person for a few months first. And I'm only 25!!! Not even that old!!

I worry about what it will be like when I have children :(

Philip said...

I'm sure you'll have this all figured out in the next five years so that you can coach me with my now 8 year old and still sweet and innocent daughter.

Sigh

Go ahead and email me the details about the author. I need to do a lot of forward preparation.

Sweetass RSA said...

philip i've missed you!!! one of the most important things (apparently) is to prepare kids form a young age...easier said than done i think...will send you the info :-)

SheBee said...

Fuck me, thats hectic!

My 16yr old sister mentioned her mates went to a party like that, but didn't go into so much detail.

And here i THOUGHT stonies were like blue blass.

*blush*

SheBee said...

also, did anyone ever tell you that there are alot of ...'s in your blog?

;)

Sweetass RSA said...

shebee: hmmm no...but now you have... ;-)

 
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