Wednesday, October 17, 2007

facebook

i don't do facebook...shocking i know...but i don't know where everybody gets the time!...blogging takes up quite a considerable amount of time in my day...i have quite a few blogs i visit...so how do you guys fit it all in??...and of course the big question...what is the big attraction??...tell me so that i can rethink my strategy...

the problem i have with facebook...and blogs have the same problem... most people like to blog semi anonymously, like me... it gives you the freedom to really say whatever you wanna say without anybody you know or love realising that you are blabbing to the whole world what you are up to... and what i find quite interesting is the fact that your online "voice" or persona usually is perceived in a certain way...people obviously have a mental picture of a person... and as humans we usually think that person is way sexier or prettier or nicer than they really are...face it none of us bloggers are really models...we are normal people with freckles and stuff... i don't have freckles but i'm just saying... why do we always expect someone we meet online to be bloody perfect... we are all human... girls usually have cellulite guys, really only the really young ones don't... you single guys usually aren't that great looking either... so what? we don't expect you to look like brad pitt do we?...are we all supposed to be perfect... when you are young...that makes me sound ancient...which i'm not...but when you hit your thirties i think most people realise that there are more to most people than their looks... but it seems that most guys want us girls to look like pamela anderson... and hello people... even if you think she is a hottie...i think she's a ho...and i don't wanna look like her...that is high maintenance right there... and you guys sure don't want high maintenance do you... you want the perfect looking chick with a perfect body and a perfect personality...and i'm sorry to be the one to tell you... you are having a wet dream... wake up and face it... we are normal girls ...with probably a normal body, lovely tits and of course i have a sweet ass... ok do you really think i have a sweet ass... big shocker... i have a normal ass... we all seem to live in la~la~land and seem to be disappointed so easily...

25 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Sheriss said...

this made me laugh =o)
about the sweet asses and lovely tits and having illusions about people online and not being realistic.

There's not much to do in Facebook after all your friends are added (and you've already checked out their profile page). takes a minute or so to check friend status updates and maybe if anyone has uploaded some new photos. That's it really. It's quite dull after the novelty has worn off. But definitely a good way to keep in touch with people and organise gatherings/events.

Nosjunkie said...

I tried facebook cos it hijacked all my blog buddies but I cant get to actually liking it. Its like blogging for people who have nothing to say
I am deleting my facebook sothat I can blog more and post more on everybody elses blogs

Glugster said...

Noooooooooooooo! You have a normal ass?!?!?!? Noooooooooooooooo!

The Divine Miss M said...

I love facebook as I can keep up to date with all my friends who live in different parts of the world to me. We can see each other's pictures, remember birthdays and generally just keep updated.

It isn't really about how you look etc, I mean it is always nice when you see someone you hated in school who is now butt ugly but facebook really is quite useful and fun.

It can also be the tool of the devil though.

Sweetass RSA said...

sheriss/nosjunkie/divine: i'm quite surprised, i thought facebook was much more interactive...thank goodness now it won't bother me anymore!

glugster: dude i'm eternally sorry that i shattered your illusions about my sweet ass! lol! i do have fabulous boobs though... ;-) and my ass isn't all that bad promise!
do you look like brad pitt? lol!

Glugster said...

Phew! I'm more of a boobs man in any case.

Glugster said...

I asume the Brad Pitt Question is rhetorical, so I would not for one minute consider answering!

Wenchy said...

I have never looked like Pamela Anderson. Not even in my dreams. ha!

I am on Facebook. Don't spend allot of time there however and all the people I have contact with there are people I actually personally know. So, they are all friends. I have not met anyone just for sommer on there.

I need a bit of a wet dream. LOL

Sweetass RSA said...

glug: i think i will change the name of my blog to:
divorced with sweet titties! nah!!!

Sweetass RSA said...

wench: wet dreams! now that my friend is totally another post...hmmm...will tackle that one tomorrow, something REALLY funny happened to me the other day... whahahahah...sorry will tell you tomorrow!

angel said...

teehee...
i blame my communication addiction!
maybe facebook will wear off eventually... but nevertheless i have to be able to talk to anyone i want to ALL the time... skype, messenger, facebook, blogging, email, cellphone, anything!
i sleep between 1am and 6am... but if i didn't need to sleep i wouldn't... sad sad sad...
its always gimme!!! gimme!!! gimme!!!

angel said...

NOW i know why glugster visits your and my blogs sweetass... its the boobs!!!
can you imagine meeting him face to face with the two of us together!!!
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa...
okay, my colleagues are looking at me funny again!

Sweetass RSA said...

i know! i think we should invite him out...much fun! *wink*wink*

angel said...

yeah baby! bucking frilliant idea!
mwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaa...

Glugster said...

As much as this invitation appeals to me ladies, I do have a bad heart and don't think I'll ever make it out alive!

On the other hand though, at least I'll die with a smile on my face!!!

Sweetass RSA said...

we both know cpr and mouth to mouth!
**lol!**
you sure got out of that one prrrrrrrretty fast...lol!!

angel said...

sheesh... he sure did, heh heh!!! i promise not to bite unless you ask me to glugster!

Glugster said...

Ladies, I'm only thinking of you! You don't want to loose your biggest admirer, do ya?

Also, if I were to meet you now, I would have nothing to fantasize about, now would I?

Angel, there's only one spot you're not allowed to bite, but I guess you knew that already?

Sweetass RSA said...

sweet dreams glug...

Sweetass RSA said...

now you'll never know ...one of us could have been the girl of your dreaaaaaaaaaaaaams....sigh...
ye of little faith...how can big beautiful boobs EVER disappoint???
*lol!*

angel said...

glugster, i reckon the rules were made to be broken...!

angel said...

sweets, i don't think poor glugster is over you saying you have a "normal" ass...
and i need all the admirers i can get, teehee!

Sweetass RSA said...

angel...what can i say...i did my best to repair the damage...check out my post today...teehee

angel said...

heh heh...
i went for the confessions thing today!

Ziji Wangmo said...

You go girl! Tell 'em like it is!

yea, I happen to love Pamela's sleaziness black eye liner and all, but do you think Pamela experiences orgasmic workouts? I don't know, but I have my doubts...

 
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