Wednesday, October 24, 2007

wanna rev my motor??

i watched the old movie when harry met sally last week on etv... remember the scene where h&s discussed orgasms...harry very confident that he always "delivers" and sally proving the point that it's not that difficult to fake... afterwards a lady at a nearby table said: i want what she's having... brilliant!

i probably have faked myself once or twice...although i can't think for the life of me when and where this would have happened... my best friend has this problem... it takes a lot of hard work to get her even close to the point... and the fact that her boyfriend measures his manliness to the times she gets an orgasm...phew...the poor thing...major pressure...hence...no orgasm for her... well not regularly anyway ...so for her it is a necessary to fake more often than not...just to keep him happy...cause why is that men measure their sexual worth with us girls reaching an orgasm? and it doesn't help to explain to her man that she's got issues...he just doesn't get it...which i get...but its something almost impossible to explain to a man...they go from 0 to 100 in 5.3 seconds flat... us woman know this...we are fascinated by this...but as much as we try...we are not porsche's... we need to idle...for some, quite a long time...before you even contemplate putting us in first gear...then slowly shift from first to second...second to third you need to accelerate slightly without being too obvious...fourth to fifth...hard to keep back cause you can see the finish line...and then....we are speeding towards the finish line as fast as you...but men are just different that way...so i salute all you guys that has the staying power...good for you...!

11 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Mr R Rabbit said...

Oooh, I spy stereotype.

Fairly accurate stereotype, but stereotype all the same. I've actually had to fake before, and its much harder to do when you're male.

As to measuring manhood by number of orgasms, my only aim in getting someone to orgasm is the fact that they enjoy it, I'm not going to get insecure if I can't bring about climax in someone else. I'm just going to experiment until I can work out how, preferably with their advice and guidance as to what feels good.

Sweetass RSA said...

rabbit: you're the expert ;-)

MsMozi said...

I think the prob is that most guys can’t grasp that sometimes, no matter how hard they try, it just isn’t going to happen for her. And also that whatever they did yesterday, might not work today… poor guys – but fortunately there’s always that treadmill.

angel said...

bucking frilliant post sweetass... you are so right- and i love the sports car analogy!

Modified Mummy said...

If I was having sex wiith a clone of myself, I'd be started and done in about a minute. I have been known to have a sudden orgasm, basically because I've needed the relese, and while hubby is in the shower I've not had alot of time for self pleasure, lol.

It's rare I have orgasms with my hubby. In fact, it's rare we have sex full stop, lol. I have a rather high sex drive, while his is almost non existant :(

Sweetass RSA said...

mozi: gotta love that treadmill! lol!

angel: thanks angelX

modified mummy: good grief woman, you poor thing!

Glugster said...

Don't know about the staying power but I do always keep a treadmill with me, just in case.

Sweetass RSA said...

glug: lol!

WHOW said...

That is a great analogy! I just came across your blog today.

Nosjunkie said...

I have read something somewhere that 3out of 5 woman cant orgasm at all during sexual intercours and that they have to get it done in other ways.
Does anybody have that problem

Sweetass RSA said...

whow: welcome! hope to hear from you again!

nos: i think it's a lot more common than we think, sad isn't it?i don't have that problem BUT i have to be very focused and in the moment, but i know many who do struggle...

 
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