Thursday, October 18, 2007

embarrassing moment...or was it?

ok so this is quite trashy and totally weird beyond belief...but it really happened to me...i shit you not...

i go to gym every day to run 2km... soooo...the gym is usually packed that time of day, after work... so when you get your turn there's no time to play... you've only got twenty minutes on the treadmill... peak times and all... i have my mp3 blaring and was quite enjoying my jog....5 minutes in...no problem...10 minutes in... no problem... at exactly 12 minutes into my jog... i have a sensation in my lower body... i stopped...wondering if i should maybe go pee... nah...only got 8 minutes to go...surely my bladder can hold till then...have a little pep talk with my bladder...ok...jump on the treadmill again...


and then it happened...


drum roll..


drum roll...


**and the winner to the most embarrassing moment EVER goes to....**


i had a rocking orgasm right there on the treadmill...i swear...

it was lovely!...but on the treadmill???...running???

...i'm quite a screamer so how do you keep a straight face and make not a single noise...

and then i started giggling...uncontrollably...

the people around me thought i was having cramps or something...but i just had an orgasm...

can you believe that...i literally had a orgasmic run...oy...

15 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Glugster said...

Sooo. Did you take the treadmill home with you?

SheBee said...

Oh my god, are you serious? That has never happened to me. Evah!

I battle enough as it is!

angel said...

oh my god thats hysterical!!! you have got to work out how it happened so you can give lessons!!!

and i dunno how i woulda managed... i can't keep quiet either!

Sweetass RSA said...

lol! you guys thought i was gonna say i peed in my panties didn't u!!!

glug...unfortunately they stopped me at the door...

sheebee...it was a first for me too...and has not happened again since...let me just say it doesn't take much to put a smile on my face...

Mr R Rabbit said...

Running on treadmills eh? I'll have to start hanging around the gym more and keeping my eyes open.

Sweetass RSA said...

angel: flushed grinning gals on the treadmill takes on a whole different meaning now!

rabbit: i know...treadmills...who knew!

The Divine Miss M said...

Woah.

That's not fair :(

I want some satisfaction from my gyming experience!

moooooog35 said...

Happened to me once, too.

Which sucks, because I'm a guy.

..what a friggin' mess.

..I was also kicked out of the gym.

Sweetass RSA said...

divine: believe me it's not all that great... at first i thought i was having some sort of attack... and when i realised what was happening...my eyes wanted to pop out...

mooooog: oh nooooo dude!!!!
mwhhhhhhhhhahahahahah...sorry but is funny...shame man, i guess they did you a favour by kicking you out... would NOT want to go back if i was you ;-)

MsMozi said...

Oh my! And I'm just about to head to gym... I was planning on doing the step machine but I've changed my mind! :) By the way, love the way the post is labelled: 'gym' 'orgasm' 'treadmill' - now that's an entry you never thought you'd post!

lordwiggly said...

Was it all the friction, the fact that you needed to pee and the fact that you've been horned up for a while all rolled into one which produced the result? Lets conduct some experiments. I will need 5 horny female volunteers. And maybe we can test that treadmill theory if there's time ;)

Sweetass RSA said...

mozi: did you have fun on the treadmill ;-)
Wiggles! it must have been a combination of all 3 prob...desperate times you know... *lol!*

Fish said...

Well that is just great. I do 5 to 8 hours of sport and training every day, and I never come.
Not just that, I have trouble coming in general, because Im circumcised, and from all zhe sport and rubbing, Im less sensitive down there. So I have to work hard to .....
Im getting a drink

Kittie Kate said...

Sounds fun!
I've had them before in weird places.

Sassy One said...

Geeze, if I could have an orgasm while on a treadmill I'd use one way more often!

I get woken up quite often with an orgasm though.

 
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