Showing posts with label orgasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label orgasm. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

wanna rev my motor??

i watched the old movie when harry met sally last week on etv... remember the scene where h&s discussed orgasms...harry very confident that he always "delivers" and sally proving the point that it's not that difficult to fake... afterwards a lady at a nearby table said: i want what she's having... brilliant!

i probably have faked myself once or twice...although i can't think for the life of me when and where this would have happened... my best friend has this problem... it takes a lot of hard work to get her even close to the point... and the fact that her boyfriend measures his manliness to the times she gets an orgasm...phew...the poor thing...major pressure...hence...no orgasm for her... well not regularly anyway ...so for her it is a necessary to fake more often than not...just to keep him happy...cause why is that men measure their sexual worth with us girls reaching an orgasm? and it doesn't help to explain to her man that she's got issues...he just doesn't get it...which i get...but its something almost impossible to explain to a man...they go from 0 to 100 in 5.3 seconds flat... us woman know this...we are fascinated by this...but as much as we try...we are not porsche's... we need to idle...for some, quite a long time...before you even contemplate putting us in first gear...then slowly shift from first to second...second to third you need to accelerate slightly without being too obvious...fourth to fifth...hard to keep back cause you can see the finish line...and then....we are speeding towards the finish line as fast as you...but men are just different that way...so i salute all you guys that has the staying power...good for you...!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

embarrassing moment...or was it?

ok so this is quite trashy and totally weird beyond belief...but it really happened to me...i shit you not...

i go to gym every day to run 2km... soooo...the gym is usually packed that time of day, after work... so when you get your turn there's no time to play... you've only got twenty minutes on the treadmill... peak times and all... i have my mp3 blaring and was quite enjoying my jog....5 minutes in...no problem...10 minutes in... no problem... at exactly 12 minutes into my jog... i have a sensation in my lower body... i stopped...wondering if i should maybe go pee... nah...only got 8 minutes to go...surely my bladder can hold till then...have a little pep talk with my bladder...ok...jump on the treadmill again...


and then it happened...


drum roll..


drum roll...


**and the winner to the most embarrassing moment EVER goes to....**


i had a rocking orgasm right there on the treadmill...i swear...

it was lovely!...but on the treadmill???...running???

...i'm quite a screamer so how do you keep a straight face and make not a single noise...

and then i started giggling...uncontrollably...

the people around me thought i was having cramps or something...but i just had an orgasm...

can you believe that...i literally had a orgasmic run...oy...

 
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