Wednesday, October 10, 2007

testicles aka hanging balls


but in this particular case these things can actually only be called one thing.... balls...
oh~my~greatness...
why in the world would you be dof (stupid) enough to want to pay money to firstly buy these things and then proceed to hang these on the rear end of your car...please note that people are not forced or threatened in any way to put these on their cars.... they want to put it on!!! why????...why?...why?...why?...

what did your girlfriend...your wife....say when you rocked up at home with these beauties...oh yes sweetheart...let's go put them on...oh wow...standing back...clapping hands....it looks just....what...peachy?...sexy (i think not...).... just know that every time a guy with a pair of swinging balls drive past us girls...we roll our eyes...we do n~o~t think you are in any way cool or sexy or adorable...do you actually think people admire your set...really??...shut up!!....really??? ...just take the balls off...please...and throw them into the nearest dumpster you can find...and destroy any other evidence of ownership...
i just don't get it...i thought it was a south african thang...but it seems the idea originated in the good old us of a...thank goodness for that....our men are not the only chops out there...the website calls them car nuts...eueeeeeeeeeeeeehwwwwwwwwwwwww.... i'm sure it all started with a few too many beers one friday afternoon...in the workshop...and lots and lots of laughter...and then the son of a gun made a packet...

4 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Glugster said...

Last time I checked blue balls means you ain't getting any, and haven't for a long time.

Any guy who does this must be NUTS!!!

Spear said...

What? You don't have a brass balls door knocker on your front door?

The Divine Miss M said...

I thought most stupid things orginate from the US and I have just beeb proved right ... ;)

angel said...

i HATE those things with a passion- easily the kakkest thing ever invented!

 
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