to be the hunter or to be the hunted...that is the new modern woman's question...or mine anyways...things have changed soooo much in the dating game...it's quite frightening...it seems that guys want you...(that too)...they want you to hunt them down and to throw them over your neanderthal shoulder and to 
take them back to your cave....besides the fact that i won't be able to physically haul my kinda guy over my shoulder...i'm just not that kind of girl...which presents a problem don't you think??...it's just not my game...i will be giving you (the chosen one)...the look...so you'll know to proceed...take out your bow and arrow and proceed to hunt me down lover~boy...i love that game...the initial flirting...the accidental touch....ah bliss...but when did all of this change...and who decided that it must change...whoever made that decision...i veto that...i'm sorry...it's not half as much fun for me to hunt you down silly boy...i want you to hunt me ok??...and then i will proceed to kick and scream...it's part of the game...until you throw me over your shoulder and take me to your cave...when we get there i will not be screaming and kicking anymore...promise...
take them back to your cave....besides the fact that i won't be able to physically haul my kinda guy over my shoulder...i'm just not that kind of girl...which presents a problem don't you think??...it's just not my game...i will be giving you (the chosen one)...the look...so you'll know to proceed...take out your bow and arrow and proceed to hunt me down lover~boy...i love that game...the initial flirting...the accidental touch....ah bliss...but when did all of this change...and who decided that it must change...whoever made that decision...i veto that...i'm sorry...it's not half as much fun for me to hunt you down silly boy...i want you to hunt me ok??...and then i will proceed to kick and scream...it's part of the game...until you throw me over your shoulder and take me to your cave...when we get there i will not be screaming and kicking anymore...promise...am i wrong...maybe i am...i've read pieces of a book called "he's just not into you" and am a firm believer that if a guy is interested...come hell or high water...he w~i~l~l make a move...
ps: check out my rugby~face pic's on previous post...i am a fanatic...clearly!
7 COMMENTS....bite me!:
Call me old-fashioned then, but the man should be the hunter, not the woman. I did not spend years at the University of Life (currently enrolled for a record 10'th time) just to hear that everything has now changed.
If I'm gonna have to wait for the ladies out there, I might just wait a long time. Not all guys look like Brad Pitt!
especially if you have a sweet ass. then they'll come-a-running for you.
Well, Im still waiting for that look! But I have to tell you, there is no stoping on the way to my cave. You can scream all you want.
tracey: lol! yip...so many men...so little time!
fish: i know!...the screams will make you run faster...no time waste! *giggle*
I honestly believe that guys actually don't really want to be chased. The prospect of having to do no work at all may entertain them for a while, but I do think there's some primitive drive there that makes them want to work for the prize at the end.
There's only one thing worse than not hearing from a guy - and that's contacting him first and not getting a response back.
msmozi: i agree...!!
oh sweetass... you put this SO well! and what gets me, is when you do decide to take charge and hit at throwing them over your shoulder- they run like hell before you can catch them!!!
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