my son told me this morning that he dreamt last night that we were all in a toy store...
me: uhah...always a nice dream to have sweetie...
dreamer: and mommy in my dream you had a boyfriend...
me: ahah...go on sweetie...always nice to dream about boyfriends...for mommy not you...
dreamer: and mommy your boyfriend was vin diesel...
me: shut up!...that's like the best dream ever!
we had a nice chuckle about all of this, cause face it what is the 
real life chance that we will find vin diesel in our local toysrus in the marble aisle... why don't i dream dreams like that... why???!!!...boy oh boy isn't vin diesel the sweetest piece of ass on earth.... uber sexy beyond all comprehension... you see this guy is exactly what i go for in a guy...the haircut (or lack thereof!) the bad ass attitude with all those muscles...grrr...come to mama... if vin diesel ever had to cross my path and utter the words "who's your daddy"... i would faint right th
ere on the spot...phew....he just makes me feel all yummy you know.... that's the problem though...why am i attracted to shit guys like that?? cause face it they are just trouble in all capital letters...but shit he looks good enough to eat!
real life chance that we will find vin diesel in our local toysrus in the marble aisle... why don't i dream dreams like that... why???!!!...boy oh boy isn't vin diesel the sweetest piece of ass on earth.... uber sexy beyond all comprehension... you see this guy is exactly what i go for in a guy...the haircut (or lack thereof!) the bad ass attitude with all those muscles...grrr...come to mama... if vin diesel ever had to cross my path and utter the words "who's your daddy"... i would faint right th
ere on the spot...phew....he just makes me feel all yummy you know.... that's the problem though...why am i attracted to shit guys like that?? cause face it they are just trouble in all capital letters...but shit he looks good enough to eat! we're having a spring party tomorrow, can't wait, will tell you all about it next week... i think i should go buy myself some liver aid...
3 COMMENTS....bite me!:
ooh, vin is one of my favs too!
king robbie has my heart though... we have an understanding that we're allowed to look and drool since it'll be a while before we hook up proper. he's a darling that way.
here're some more of mine:
michael madsen, nicolas cage, joaquin phoenix, josh duhamel & hugh jackman!
ooooh ooooh- i forgot about christian slater, bruce willis, brad pitt, colin farrell, justin timberlake, michael bublé & mark wahlberg!
i could go on... but i think i may embarrass myself!
mwaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa... i just realised the folder on my laptop with my dreamy dishy pictures in is called "yummy"!!!
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