Wednesday?!!

be warned: i am not myself today... not my usual type of post ... ok?

i can't friggin believe it's only wednesday today... sheish... today i hate my job, hate my boss, hate the freekin chair my sweet ass is sitting on.... oh ok *light bulb moment*... i think i'm sexually frustrated.... i sit here shaking my head at myself.... fucking hate that too... if the whole natural world is having sex why the hell am i left behind.... it sucks, big time, i should not talk about sucking, cause remember i'm fucking frustrated!!!!!!!!!!!!! the puns are not intended, but it's just flying all over the place... by itself... i obviously have nothing to say in that department... i'm really not a nice person today, so unlike me (remember sunflowery person=me)...

anyhow, i should get over my horniness (i know that sentence and that word just look all wrong and was used totally and utterly wrong but i'm too bloody irritated to change it ok???!!!) have you ever thought of all the words that suggest being horny... let's try... like thinking of words about sex is anything like sex... fuck.... maybe i should just get myself a one night stand and feel better... problem is i am wayyyyy not into one night stands.... for some unfathomable reason i.... drum roll.... don't take sex lightly.... big mistake i know... anyway back to the words... hehe this is gonna be fun....

horny... not in the dictionary... promise

jags... afrikaans word... i love that word, i'm so common today....

why can i only think of two words... strange....

jimpels... another afrikaans one, don't exactly know what it means but i can just imagine....

it was a good idea but i can't for the life of me think of other words... anyway that's that for my stupid little game... i'm really not myself today, a little afternoon shag could change all that...i think i've said enough.... yeah right like that's gonna happen.... roger that....