my sweet ass...

i'm really doing my best, running like crazy every single day, granted it's only 2km a day, but still, it should have some effect on this sweet ass of mine by now shouldn't it?? ok i've lost a few centimetres, whoopee, maybe i should consider plastic surgery, but on my budget and with the ex non payment policy (child support), i'm going to dream about plastic surgery until i get my pension.

i think i'm getting old, no correction, my body's getting old, last time i checked i was still a jolly 16 year old, ok so that's not very convincing... but i'm sure everybody feels like this, i really really do not feel my age, but when little kiddies and not so little cute guys start calling you Tannie (afrikaans for auntie) that's it, you are now legally old. so unfair don't u think??

the other day i was out with some friends for dinner and this young bloke kept ogling me the whole night, no lies... after about an hour of enjoying the ogling (thank you very much), i thought no no no, can't be, it must be some other chick he's eyeing, cause although i have the confidence of a whale at the moment, this guy was not bad looking, actually very cute on my sweet ass scale, anyhow, i gracefully accepted that the poor ogler probably has had too much booze forced down his throat and that he saw me through the eyes of a drunk guy (anything goes by that point). as we left i told myself, just test this guy again and see if it really is you and your sweet ass he's checking out so oh-delightfully, cause i still could not believe that i was the object of his drunken affection... and you could have slapped me on my sweet ass (very rare privilege) when the cute guy told his friend... loud enough for me to hear, i kid you not...

"that sure is a sexy tannie..."

i'm old...