Tuesday, April 22, 2008

stalker that is moi

i'm a stalker... friendly and not threatening...see i even wear a tiara on occasion... but still i stalk...

guilty as charged...

especially if the insomnia kicks in, as it does on a regular basis... and the bananas doesn't help...

i stalk you...

are you scared? don't be...forgive me... you really shouldn't be... during the day when i'm not into my work~ i jump through as many blogs as i can... and then again until you've posted... and then later again to check on your comments.... so sue me... and then the pièce de résistance .... my internet connection at home is the speed of a snail on weed... very very slow... with a mind of it's own... so if you see sweets on your stats hanging around for a long time... don't fret... i'm stuck there and my connection doesn't want to go forward or backward... or it takes a lifetime to download all the millions of pictures you have on your sidebar... so i linger and read some more... ok??... just wanted to clear that up, i read you guys a lot... but i have no inclination to... hack into your brain and suck your tongue... ok maybe some but that's a whole different story... although i'm known now as sweets i still have a sweetass addiction to cute intelligent men... and a very non lesbo inclination to all you gals... hehe... dang i was doing a very convincing job until now... anyway i'll be visiting your blog soon.... evil chuckle...



hasta la vista baby!

16 COMMENTS....bite me!:

angel said...

i reckon thats my all time favourite picture of you sweets!!!
i say- stalk all you want!
mwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaa

sweets said...

angel tjomma... you took that pic right?! yeah i shall stalk some more ;) hehe

Bridget said...

I stalk you.

I aint ashamed to admit it.

sweets said...

ooohhh.... bridge you minx you ...grrrr ;)

Tamara said...

Hmmm... the hair is good. Was that pre-lion stage?

sweets said...

tam... indeed pre-lion... i'll give myself another month if i can live with this hair for another month i'll grow some more... if not ~ i'm back to that ;)

kyknoord said...

C'mon! A real stalker would never admit it. Or so I believe.

sweets said...

kyk... i'm on the 3 step plan...

first admit...
then change your name...
then stalk again...

easy peasy ;)

ozymandiaz said...

cool beaners
I've not had a stalker before
never been stalk worthy I guess
glad to know someone is thinking of me, even if its "geeze I wish my IP was faster so I could get the hell out of this boring ssed site..."

sweets said...

cool beaners and trampled magic wand... oh yes i stalk you too... i'm sucking on your eyeball right now!... oh gross where the fcuk do i get these ideas from?!

:)

Glugster said...

Me thinks Bridget has infected you with nuttiness. Oi.

Greg said...

You lost the guys on "and a very non lesbo inclination to all you gals". Never kill a fantasy. That's why I surround myself with gates and large dogs.

sweets said...

glugs: first i'm artsy fartsy and now i'm nutty? oi... ;)

greg: i was tempted to change the text and accuse you of reading wrong but alas... the fantasy is already shattered... so sorry guys :)
although i have a thing going with bridget... she brings out a very submissive side to me that previously never existed ;)

Bridget said...

Glug - Shut it!

Southern Sage said...

damn
i shouldnt have read this
I thought I was the only one!
I thought it was because you just wantd to roll around naked with me.
I'm now crushed.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I rather enjoy being stalked—uh, sometimes.

 
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