Tuesday, April 8, 2008

MILF

in my mind a MILF looks like this....







but apparently not... Mom I'd Like to Fuck... that's the acronym a lot of woman in their thirties have been labelled with... basically if you're a mommy = you're a MILF... now looking at the whole phrase i guess it's not a total insult but still... MILF~status is certainly not something I totally like the sound of....

... so whoever came up with that acronym should be spanked until he begs for mercy... or shot and left to bleed out of the 20 random holes in his body!

cause it's definitely a man who came up with that name... don't you think??

woman, they stick together... we don't turn on our own... for some reason MILF just makes me cringe every time i hear it...

it conjures up images of a wrinkly old woman bonking her brains out with the neighbours teenage son.... argh.... not a nice picture that!!!!

it's a stage in a woman's life where you could start, take note COULD start feeling slightly inadequate, slightly inferior, cause face it, if you're a mommy, the once firm flesh is maybe not so firm anymore, stretch marks and all sorts of gravitational circus tricks are performed on your once steaming hot bod... and now.... sigh... you're called a MILF...

the meaning aint bad as i've said but still MILF sounds like some sort of fungi or some sort of incurable disease ... really it does!

so bye-bye twenties, the thirties are glorious!!!

and now you would ask: but wouldn't you want your twenties back?... definitely not!... my thirties are quite liberating in so many different ways... if you forget about the stuff i mentioned up top and concentrate on the rest that is .... much better than my twenties... you really come into your own on so many levels but alas there are drawbacks.... like the MILFishness ... but... if you guys only knew... dating or fucking a MILF for that matter would make any man want nothing else ever again... there is certainly something to be said for experience.... and of course reaching one's sexual peak... sorry if i shocked some of you, but hey i'm a MILF and i'm blunt, so there deal with it....

maybe i should just change my perception and get over it...

embrace my MILFness...

enjoy it...

or die trying...



MILF signing off ;)

26 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Caz said...

DEFINITELY a male idea. eeedjits!

Sheena Gates said...

WHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

I used that word on you, didn't I? Accept it dahhhling, you are one sexy momma, and it should be used as a compliment, nothing else.

PS: MILF originated from American Pie 1. A dude fell in love with Stifler's Mom.

Glugster said...

With passion gaps like those, she's definately a MILF!!! LOL

The Jackson Files said...

Bwhahahahaha.

I laughed out loud at this post.
Thank you, sweets, for making my Tuesday better.

Bridget said...

MWAHAAHAAHAHAAHAA

I'm a MILF!

Hurrah

This is SHOCK AND AWE MATERIAL BABE!

sweets said...

caz: eedjits... yeah i second that ;)

sheena: i know, i know... STILL believe me, it takes some getting used to... mwhahahahah yeah you did call me a MILF in my face bitch... but i still love you THANKS for the compliment! mwha!! (that's a milfy kiss hehe)

glugs: har har... the poor thing is just ancient... but obviously still getting sumthin sumthin by the looks of it ;)

jacks: you down and out girl? hmmm NOT a MILF thing to do, cheer up...!!!!

bridget: wow... fwanks hun!!!

AfroSLiQ Diva said...

Ya, U is a MILF.... accept it, enjoy it while the sexiness is still there! Age doesn't wait for no one!!!

And ya, this was definitely a man's idea!

angel said...

make up a new one for us sweets!!!

Sheena Gates said...

i have one!

BILF!

blogger I'd like to fuck.

Globus said...

it is not sufficient for a milf to be merely female and the maternal type - she needs some form of attractiveness or a devastatingly low-cut top :-)

Southern Sage said...

You a milf to some guys. To me your a mslf.
and a sexy one at that!

Greg said...

"woman, they stick together... we don't turn on our own..."

You really don't understand your own kind do you? Men get a really bad wrap because we are too often open and honest about our reactions.

Woman: Honey, why are you looking at her?
Man: Because she has really nice tits.

Granted our brilliance doesn't always shine. We objectify women in the open, all the while women objectify men, often to a higher degree, in secret.

Maybe you left something out. Sure women who stare eye to eye don't turn on each other. But watch what happens as soon as one turns her back. Still don't believe me? Then let's have a little test:

1) When a heterosexual couple has an affair, without thinking too long about it, whose fault do you think it is, the man's or woman's? Every man or woman reading this will think man first, even if they write something like, well we need more information.

2) Read a copy of Playboy magazine and then read a copy of Playgirl magazine. Which spends more time objectifying the opposite sex?

3) Thought experiment: if a handsome, wealthy man has a casual (no sex) date with three women who happen to be friends, and then the man tells them all: "I know you are all friends, and I like each of you but don't feel right dating all of you. So I'll leave it to you three, since you are friends and know each other well, to figure out which of you should continue to explore a relationship with me." What would happen? (My answer: two women would turn up missing or dead.)

Women are much more competitive and ruthless when it comes to the opposite sex. Men share more of a camaraderie and will often sacrifice his own blue balls so that at least his buddy will get laid.

Men who seek sex become stupider. Women who seek sex become smarter. This is why we get all the blame.

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supermom said...

I absolutely LOVE being in the 30's. I was SO immature and completely unsure of myself in my 20's. No this is IT. Love being 30

Hazel said...

a simple Pink Heart Tag for u . Have a nice day!

Sheena Gates said...

looks like you got the spam parade here...

sweets said...

diva: yeah age waits for no one... argh ;)

angel: i've tried but haven't come up with anything worth while... so MILF it is ;)

sheena: you genius you ;)

globus: then i'm a milf for sure... hehe

sage: ;)

greg: i'll deal with you later

supermom: AND the thirties is the new 20's! hehe... or the fourties is the new 30's so... we've got it made babe ;)

hazel isn't spam... i'll check it out hun...

sheena... yip 3 spammers...does that mean i have to put the word verification back on... i hate that

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meleah rebeccah said...

Well I know better than to argue with Greg. Thats for sure.

Mark Guttman said...

It's a big topic that everyone wants to talk about, but usually stays silent unless they have lost their sense of shame. A few words though can go a long way into describing my opinion that there are hundreds of different kinds of men, while their are thousands of different kinds of women. This is largely due to the sheer amount of stupidity that men get to learn as they grow up from the world around them and the fact that most men are in reality is search of a harem that will never come into being. Plus many men drink Bud, which is known to have fermaldihide. As a mans brain shrinks he feels a sense of penis shrinkige, hence the little guy syndrome.

sweets said...

meleah: we're not arguing and i think it will become a very boring world for greg if nobody ever said anything back :)

mark: "there are hundreds of different kinds of men, while their are thousands of different kinds of women"~ very true Mark touché ;)

Globus said...

people who kid themselves being 30-something is the new 20-something are just scared of getting old. you can't beat being a 20-something. wait til your 4-something. now that -is- depressing.

Greg said...

Sweets, no, I can envision a world where everyone completely submits to my will. Not boring at all.

sweets said...

globus: sorry i can't hear you i'm blocking my ears and eyes... lalalalalala

:)

greg: ha... how boring is that!! us girls need to be spanked regularly for not being submissive enough!

 
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