unzippity

Sheena is a constant supply of entertainment via email... today i read ANOTHER survey from sheebaliscious... and one of the questions were...

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?

and of course that made me think...

i had this HUGE crush on Bruce a few years ago... in between my two divorces ...

ok so onto his crotch...

well Bruce was tall and Bruce was a runner... and his best asset was his legs... and if he was wearing his sexy jean pant!... oh my swak hart... lemme just say i still hyperventilate when i think of Bruce... and you know what?? i ditched the stunning Bruce to go back to Batman... arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh i still need therapy to get over that one...

anyway BACK TO HIS CROTCH!

sexy... all around, that's been established... we were just starting to flirt ridiculously with each other... and we were all at a friend's place... Bruce went to the loo... and I sat looking at the general area where he was about to exit... and my eyes zoomed into his crotch area because ... his fly was undone!...

what to do?

do i say out loud so that everybody can hear... hey sexy Bruce... zip up your fly dude... CAUSE I CAN'T HELP LOOKING AT YOUR CROTCH AND I JUST NOTICED YOUR FLY WAS UNDONE!

or do i just shut up and let someone else tell him... which nobody will of course do and my eyes will be glued to his peeno the whole evening... leaving me blushing and giggling uncontrollably the whole time? cause I'm that mature...

so i did what i had to do...

Bruce babe... erm... your fly is open...

everybody of course zoomed in as Bruce zipped himself up and then packed up laughing and screamed ... WHAT WHERE YOU LOOKING AT SWEETS?

and i can really blush... just give me the right amount of embarrassment and I'm red as a beetroot... which i promptly turned into, a lovely red beetroot... of course Bruce liked the idea that I was checking out his crotch, so that kind of sealed the deal for us... :)~