Tuesday, July 29, 2008

unzippity



Sheena is a constant supply of entertainment via email... today i read ANOTHER survey from sheebaliscious... and one of the questions were...

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?

and of course that made me think...

i had this HUGE crush on Bruce a few years ago... in between my two divorces ...

ok so onto his crotch...

well Bruce was tall and Bruce was a runner... and his best asset was his legs... and if he was wearing his sexy jean pant!... oh my swak hart... lemme just say i still hyperventilate when i think of Bruce... and you know what?? i ditched the stunning Bruce to go back to Batman... arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhh i still need therapy to get over that one...

anyway BACK TO HIS CROTCH!

sexy... all around, that's been established... we were just starting to flirt ridiculously with each other... and we were all at a friend's place... Bruce went to the loo... and I sat looking at the general area where he was about to exit... and my eyes zoomed into his crotch area because ... his fly was undone!...
what to do?

do i say out loud so that everybody can hear... hey sexy Bruce... zip up your fly dude... CAUSE I CAN'T HELP LOOKING AT YOUR CROTCH AND I JUST NOTICED YOUR FLY WAS UNDONE!
or do i just shut up and let someone else tell him... which nobody will of course do and my eyes will be glued to his peeno the whole evening... leaving me blushing and giggling uncontrollably the whole time? cause I'm that mature...

so i did what i had to do...

Bruce babe... erm... your fly is open...

everybody of course zoomed in as Bruce zipped himself up and then packed up laughing and screamed ... WHAT WHERE YOU LOOKING AT SWEETS?

and i can really blush... just give me the right amount of embarrassment and I'm red as a beetroot... which i promptly turned into, a lovely red beetroot... of course Bruce liked the idea that I was checking out his crotch, so that kind of sealed the deal for us... :)~

15 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Caz said...

aaaah, gotta love those happy endings! ;)

Glugster said...

Hehehehe. So what happened to Brucey? I think you should find him.

sweets said...

caz... isn't it just!

glugs... i've heard conflicting stories about what's happened to Brucey... from one reliable source i heard he opened up a very successful chain of businesses and from another reliable source i heard that he got into trouble with the law... he also got married, so that kinda spoiled it for me :)~

leez said...

"someones enjoying the breeze" . thats been said way too many times.

BecauseIcan said...

XYZ - Xamine Your Zip..

or just point and giggle..

Bruce sounds hot.. hmmmm...still married you think??

sleepyjane said...

Am I the only one that found "peeno" hilarious. Probably. :)

That is so funny!

sweets said...

leez... oh yes :)

bic... prolly still married *sigh*

jane... i got that from sheena, so i'm a phrase thief! :)~

The Jackson Files said...

Bwahahahahahahaha...great story, shame you and Bruce...well, you know...

I once went to watch a one man theatre production and the actor's fly was undone the whole way through - I can't remember what the play was called because I couldn't pay attention to anything other than that there was a MAN ON STAGE WITH HIS FLY DOWN.

angel said...

mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaa...

UITGEVANG!!!

The Divine Miss M said...

OH MAN! That is classic :)

I actually tend to let my eyes stray there far too often ...

sweets said...

jacks... i know! how the hell can a woman concentrate in such circumstances! LOL
btw: enjoy your trip!!

angel... what is a girl to do?! ;)~

miss m... well pops you're not alone, we should start a support group for peeno staring gals like us :)

M@ said...

Scientists say that men also look at male crotches but for non-sexual, competition reasons. They'll also look at the crotches of other animals.... I don't notice this about myself but the scientists say it's subconscious.

I do notice women looking consciously at my crotch sometimes, though.

Slyde said...

women stare at my crotch all the time..

i'm so hot, you see.

i'm routinely yelling at them saying "Hey, UP HERE! I have EYES, you know!"

ozymandiaz said...

you know, in all of the conversations I have ever been in, I have never stared down another dude's unit.
go figure
I have been "busted" though (excuse the pun) staring at a rack or two
or three
or four
or...

The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

Hehehehe I usually tell men they are just a piece of meat anyways. ;)

 
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