Thursday, July 10, 2008

huh??


as you all know i have two boys... I've picked up some useful information along the years that's made it easier for me to answer random question they ask... before my divorce, if i didn't know the answer to a question i asked batman to answer them... but... batman has flown the coop as we all know... so it's only me left... with the strange questions... and lemme tell you, kids~ especially boys, come up with the weirdest questions... a fine example, happened last night...

boys are in the bath...

mammmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... come here!

*i'm having my precious 6 o'clock cigarette*

sigh

yes, what is it?

come here mamma!!! *really anxious*

the following conversation then takes place...
kay says i don't have balls mamma! i do have balls don't I??

*me arching eyebrow*

kay you really need a good smack, don't you?

kay's laughing off his 12 year old ass... teenagers are SO much fun...

jay you HAVE balls, trust me on this, I've seen them with my own two eyes...

see there they are!
*pointing to said pair of balls*

*all eyes now on jay's "set"*

but Kay said...

Jay your brother is 12 years old... he won't be himself for the next 6 years... trust me on this, don't believe your brother when he tells you, you don't have balls...ok? I'm your mother... i won't lie about this... you have balls my boy, they haven't dropped yet... that's all... so they aren't very... visible... as yet... whatever you do don't compare your dangly bits with your brother at the moment... that would be just cruel... ok? your balls are just fine!!!
you're 8 sweetheart...
give it time...
i would be worried sick if you had balls of steel at this age...

ok?
*jay giggling like a little monkey* strangely satisfied with what i said...

ok mamma... cool :)

so weird... I've never said BALLS in a conversation so many times before.. :)

20 COMMENTS....bite me!:

The Jackson Files said...

"I've never said BALLS in a conversation so many times before.."

Bwahahahahaha...I am still laughing at this.

sleepyjane said...

I second Jackson Files - that is so priceless!

Expensive Mistakes and Cheap Thrills said...

haha.

you should post this on TBMB too.... it's hilarious!

Tamara said...

LMAO! Now everyone in my new office is convinced I'm a psycho - can't stop giggling!

Glugster said...

I don't believe you. About the saying Balls so much, that is.

Caz said...

hahahahaha that is hilarious! Your 12 yr old sounds like a beaut!!

sweets said...

jacks: funny stuff :)~

jane: never a dull moment around my house :)

ex: i will LOL

tam: i know the feeling...

glugs: LOL i have NO come back on your comment... should i be insulted? :)~

caz: he keeps on humiliating and hurting jay, that sucks, but he is quite the card :)

angel said...

mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa...
brothers can be oh so mean!

Arkwife said...

Hehehehehehe.....that was priceless Sweets. I would've folded under the pressure.

The Blonde Blogshell said...

I'm killing myself laughing!!! I'm surprised he didn't ask if his brains were in there!! Hahahaa
The moral of the story is??

BOYS WILL BE BOYS!!!
CONSTANTLY FASCINATED WITH THEIR JIGGLY BITS

Slyde said...

i think you answered that just fine, sweetheart.. i couldnt have done it better..

M@ said...

The happiest day of my life was at seven when my second testicle descended.

pure evyl said...

That was some ballsy things to say. ;)

Ruby said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *breathe, breathe* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*wiping tears from eyes* now that cheered me up a whole lot:)

phillygirl said...

Pahahahaha, the joy of being a single-mom to boys ... I assume single dads go thru the same sort of situations with daughters ;)

Definitely got a laugh outta me!

asylum Escapee said...

Damn Funny,

Boys will be boys and Men will always be boys as well. We are all a bit like Peter Pan. Why you ladies stick around baffles me to no end.

sweets said...

angel: i know... poor jay!

ark: you'll be surprised, it's actually much easier than i expected :)

blond: he still think he's a genius... wait till he realizes where the brains are situated ;)

slyde: well thank you very much slyde :)~

m@: well your diction was always one of your best qualities ;)

evyl: ballsy... what a word LOL

rubes: anytime sweetie!

philly: i imagine so... poor daddies!

asylum: why do we stick around?!! you have a peeno dude... good grief we are suckers when it comes to peenos ;)

Asylum Escapee said...

And i was intended to take that literally only right?

Jenty said...

LOL, it's lots of fun having boys!

ozymandiaz said...

YOU MEAN THEY DROP?!

 
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