Tuesday, July 15, 2008

ABSA~licious ;)

I've perfected the art of waiting into such a pleasurable pass time... i was waiting for my phantom credit card, it disappeared without a trace, and was watching all the customers at the bank... oh joy... nothing like watching unsuspecting people who has no idea that I'm totally scrutinizing their entire appearance...

while waiting I've learnt the following interesting things...
  • the knee high boot is back, hmmmm not much a boot lover myself but it's evident that boots are back in a big way... luckily I don't care if I'm supposed to look like the chicks on the outside, the middle one is just more classical, i 'm sorry, I dress like the middle one... how very MILF like of me i know...




  • if your toe nails look like this...(ok i've deleted the most hideous picture ever and replaced it with this more entertaining version, but trust me the pic i posted originally was spot on to describe the horrible feet i encountered :) but it was so gross that i took it off hehe) don't cue with other people at a bank wearing blooming flops ... wear shoes or for goodness sake amputate those toes... whatever you do.... just do something cause that's one word.... nasty! alternatively apply for a loan at the bank that you're queuing at and go to a beautician every single day for 3 months until people don't run away screaming when they see your feet ... seriously, that's just taking disgusting to a whole new level... another thing... if you walk around with feet like that don't be offended when i point to your toes and gasp (hurl also not excluded) ... cause i will...

  • there is a disturbing amount of gay people about... I'm not homophobic, but still i noticed ... another useless tip: when you're a guy (not gay) and you dress like this, i will be convinced you are a homosexual cause face it, other guys don't dress like this... ever.

  • having a hairstyle like this looks like its really .... *snort* really... tiresome... you probably develop interesting neck muscles to maintain "the look"... cause you have to hold your head at a certain angle to keep on looking that... perfect... especially if you are a teller at a bank... need i say more?

13 COMMENTS....bite me!:

sleepyjane said...

I love to people watch! The toenails is disgusting though. *shudder*

The Jackson Files said...

OMG. I cannot even read that sentence with the toenails picture. It makes me gag everytime I try to look at it.

sweets said...

LOL ok i've taken the horrible picture off... it was just too gross!!! mwhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha but trust me... those toes look like that...argh

angel said...

omg you had an emo bankteller!!?!
oh- and its not neck muscles that keep the hair like that- its a perfectly maintained emo state of mind and hairspray!
and i cannot have anough boots!

leez said...

http://arselickocracy.blogspot.com/2008/06/on-use-of-expletives-in-crowded-public.html

Wow. You've taken the bank experience to a whole new level. The link above is another fav bank post of mine. and yes, its ABSA.

Glugster said...

BLABSA

Asylum Escapee said...

"disturbing amount of gay people ... not homophobic" ..is that called irony or a contradiction?

Ques seem to be part of life here in Jhb, if it's not traffic. So good on you for perfecting some art to help cope.

Like the MILF comment as well. Lol

sweets said...

angel: no hairspray... or his didn't work, he kept on doing this sideways flip effort... so funny :)

leez: absa baby! i'll check out the link ;)

glug: LOL

asylum: an ironic contradiction ;)~

leez said...

sideways flip effort. I call it the horse flick.

Which dude sits in a chair and deliberately asks to be blinded?

pure evyl said...

Ahh, I love MILF boots.

Wenchy said...

This was lotsa fun. :)

The toenails... disgusting.

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Oh my God! I am wiping away tears...you are absolutely hysterical!!

Just adore your blog
x

blue said...

*smacking self on forehead...gotta get you on my blogroll!!!

 
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