Thursday, July 24, 2008

God's gift to womankind...

listen to these podcasts... a guy in the States (Dimitri) asks a girl (Olga) for her number after making eye contact somewhere, Olga hands him her business card... here are the actual voicemail messages he leaves her (courtesy of 5fm) - check it out:

voicemail message number 1

when conceited Dimitri didn't get a call back... he leaves clever Olga another message...

voicemail message number 2

i just couldn't stop laughing...

in Dimitri's mind he looks like this :)

8 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Polgara said...

Ha ha this guy has been played on Radio 1 over here, dont think he'll be getting a girlfriend in a hurry lol
Pol x

The Jackson Files said...

Good grief. I hve never heard anything like that. Do you think that it's real?

sweets said...

pol> i hope he doesn't! hectic :)

jacks> unfortunately i think it is, but it's so difficult to say these days :)

angel said...

poor poor delusional dimitri!

BecauseIcan said...

OmyGosh!

He has psycho written all over him.. The long distance relationship he refers to is probably a girl who moved and changed her name to get away from him!!

This guy is sooo scary.. would not like to be alone with him.. He makes my hair stand on end..

Caz said...

PSYCHO!!!!!!!

Miss P said...

WAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! I almost peed myself laughing! Made everyone else here listen to it too. Poor poor thing. I particularly like the part where he says 'I am a NORMAL guy'!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is whats called a sociopath with delusions of grandeur....text book case!

Kingcover said...

If HE'S normal I must be the reincarnation of Genghis Khan!

 
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