listen to these podcasts... a guy in the States (Dimitri) asks a girl (Olga) for her number after making eye contact somewhere, Olga hands him her business card... here are the actual voicemail messages he leaves her (courtesy of 5fm) - check it out:
voicemail message number 1
when conceited Dimitri didn't get a call back... he leaves clever Olga another message...
voicemail message number 2
i just couldn't stop laughing...
in Dimitri's mind he looks like this :)
8 COMMENTS....bite me!:
Ha ha this guy has been played on Radio 1 over here, dont think he'll be getting a girlfriend in a hurry lol
Pol x
Good grief. I hve never heard anything like that. Do you think that it's real?
pol> i hope he doesn't! hectic :)
jacks> unfortunately i think it is, but it's so difficult to say these days :)
poor poor delusional dimitri!
OmyGosh!
He has psycho written all over him.. The long distance relationship he refers to is probably a girl who moved and changed her name to get away from him!!
This guy is sooo scary.. would not like to be alone with him.. He makes my hair stand on end..
PSYCHO!!!!!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! I almost peed myself laughing! Made everyone else here listen to it too. Poor poor thing. I particularly like the part where he says 'I am a NORMAL guy'!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is whats called a sociopath with delusions of grandeur....text book case!
If HE'S normal I must be the reincarnation of Genghis Khan!
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