Friday, August 29, 2008
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 7:46 AM
Thursday, August 28, 2008
so all the guys want naked pics?...
... so who am i to not give into a dare right?
so here i am...
for your viewing pleasure boys...
why are you so shocked?
did you actually think i was going to put naked pics of myself on my blog?...
hmmm... lemme think...
not happening here!
will have to consume large amounts of alcohol to prompt me to do that....
litres and litres of bad red wine... and last time i checked i don't even drink red wine, apparently it's an acquired taste and i have certainly not acquired it, I'm more of a klippies and coke girl (brandy with coke)... i know i know... so middle class... can you guys honestly tell me red wine is good? i can only remember one night when i truly enjoyed drinking red wine ... but i would actually like to "get" the red wine phenomenon... cause i think I'm totally missing out on something... what to do.... what to do.... i will have to look for a willing red wine drinking instructor... ;)
so sorry again about the naked pics... :)~
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:14 AM
Monday, August 25, 2008
- exhibit self discipline (not so easy...)
- show respect (this goes beyond saying "yes mam"...)
- protect the innocent (true?)
- respect woman (...yeah well what can I say?)
- exhibit courage in word and deed (this I totally respect)
- avenge the wronged (oh yes baby)
- defend the weak and innocent (again, this got lost people...)
- fight with honor (hell yes this is dead)
- never abandon a friend, ally or noble cause (sigh)
- always keep one's word (*splutter*)
- always maintain one's principles (get it?)
- never betray a confidence (this one i put in bold on purpose)
- avoid deception (just avoid?... just don't go there sugar)
- respect life (hmmmm)
- be polite and attentive (yes please)
- exhibit manners (well done, some still have this ~ agreed)
- never attack from behind (no comment)
- avoid cheating (like in don't cheat boys)
- avoid torture (torture of the soul that is)
now these qualities are as old as Robin Hood himself, and for most metro men these qualities does not mean much... and granted... this is a tall order... but man oh man those who have these qualities... well that's just quite remarkable that's all... so yes, by all means pull out my chair, open the door for me... like i said, i'm no feminist... but how about being a knight in shining armour...in the 21st century...
now that... would take some doing :)~
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:18 AM
Friday, August 22, 2008
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:04 AM
Thursday, August 21, 2008
nobody will know what i mean to say with this post... i find myself vulnerable so I'll rather keep this secret to myself... i never expected to feel like this again and find myself disillusioned and disappointed... dejavu?
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:09 AM
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:46 AM
Monday, August 18, 2008
- batman wants to sell Kay's pit bike, it's not his to sell!!
- batman and bat girl wants the kids to go over to their place, yes they're officially shagging up now, next weekend (my weekend) cause the bat family, her family will be visiting... I'm sorry, this is my problem how??
will somebody just please hold him down so that i can bloody well... i typed and deleted quite a few interesting things to do to him ...
so basically I'm getting tired of being the one who keeps my mouth shut to have peace... cause he seems to get away with everything! but i don't know if it's worth it... to have constant shouting and near murderous scenarios around the kids is not the right thing... so i just needed to vent a bit... hopefully i feel better soon....and stop acting like a child myself... cause the person i was this weekend, well i don't like to be her, i don't know what happened to me... and i'll just have to stop this shit... *sigh*
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 7:52 AM
Friday, August 15, 2008
this is actually quite a cool gadget!
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:07 AM
Thursday, August 14, 2008
i have this wacky thing i do with my lip... if my teeth are dry... i know such a random odd thing... everybody gets a dry tooth every now and again hehe... i pull my top lip to the inside... and then i basically have no top lip... this totally freaks my kids out... and i just laugh my ass of every time i do this... i always do it in a very serious conversation too... they kind of don't appreciate it for some reason... mwhahahahahahahha
at Christmas time... when my whole family is sitting around the table... we sometimes do our tricks... it's such a special day after all :)
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:26 AM
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
yes... i did it... i must have been drunk... but i wasn't... sleepy jane did a vlog recently, she's actually done two so far... great balls of fire... good on you girlfriend... you're gutsy as hell :)honestly if i ever had any ideas of becoming a movie star or a TV presenter... well let's just say... i won't be leaving my day job any time soon to venture into that! OK here's shortly what I've learnt about doing a video blog thingy... oy
- it's probably not a good idea to NOT wear make up if you want to record yourself
- it's such a stupid idea not to have thought to do something with your hair, like hmmm let me think... make yourself look presentable?
- it's probably not a good idea to do this recording late at night
- it's probably not a good idea to do the recording in your flannel pj's...
- i won't get any awards for taping this cause i suck at it...
- it's probably not such a good idea to have half my head cut off in the recording
i was wearing my tiara for the occasion... and well... you can't see it cause half my head is cut off!
this is as good as it's going to get... cause i'm sure as shit not doing this again :)
so without any further ado... here i am... sweets in flannels :)
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:44 AM
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:15 AM
Monday, August 11, 2008
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:15 AM
Friday, August 8, 2008
mwhahahahahahahaha i think my sense of humor needs some serious tweaking... funny stuff this joke non the less... it's like my legendary Mary-Lou joke... after you've laughed your ass off you realise... shit it would not be considered "polite" to laugh at this joke... ok before the joke...
today is the 8th day of the 8th month of 2008, and on my clock it's now 8 minutes past 8... how cool is that?!
have a good weekend ya'll!
There are four blokes in a prison cell together: a zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and an gay guy.
The zoophile sighs and says, "You know, if there was a cat here I'd fuck it til I pass out."
The sadist nods, and sighs, "And once you were done with it, i'd torture it until it died."
The necrophiliac leans in and agrees, "Oh yeah, and once it was dead I'd fuck it til I passed out too."
"The gay guy, sitting in the corner, very softly says "miaow"...
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:08 AM
Thursday, August 7, 2008
OK I'm all serious today :)
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 7:59 AM
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
- go to Wimbledon.
- visit the Greek Isles then proceed to...
- shag a sexy Greek dude on one of those fishing boats.. :)
- stand on top of a pyramid
- run a half marathon
- learn to pole dance
- ride a stallion on a beach, a real horse you perverts...
- go on a road trip all by myself
- see both my boys graduate from university... (sigh the mother in me so want this so badly, in my dreams Kay is the rocket scientist and Jay is the doctor *sigh*)
- hike up Table mountain, i know i should probably aim higher right? Kilimanjaro?
- learn to belly dance
- ride an ostrich
- swim with dolphins
- do something with photography
- become a goldsmith
- go on a hiking trip down the SA and Namibian coastline from Richardsbay to Swakopmund, hike during the day and sleep on the beach at night, this would be amazing but not very possible I'm afraid.
- New Orleans and the Mardi Gras
- visit the Taj Mahal
- do a tandem parachute jump
- visit as many overseas countries as possible, i love travelling.
hmmm, compared to other people my list is probably a little lame right, well it's my list and that is what i wanna do~ so there ;)
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:45 AM
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
here's a bit of feedback on current issues in my life...
- I'm moving house end of august... I'm very UNenthusiastic about it, i hate packing, i hate moving... but I'm looking forward to the R900 saving I'll make every month!
- my new landlord is younger than i am, he seems like a nice enough guy but neither of us backs down when there is conflict... according to new housing laws, my landlord is supposed to keep my deposit in a interest bearing account... he refuses to!!!... so i sent him a link to the housing act, pointing out that i've got him by the short and curlies... he's now ignoring me... or rather the issue... how stupid can one person be i ask you? not exactly a wonderful start to our new "relationship"...
- i phoned the headmaster about the drunk teacher... he was, needless to say, not impressed! i stayed anonymous... for fear of said drunkan teacher whoopin my poor kid's ass...
- I've had a very interesting tarot reading done the other day by expensive mistakes... I'm still wondering if i should tell you guys about it... I've never had a reading before so it was quite interesting to say the least...
- summer is around the corner~!!! see i didn't say spring cause summer always bulldozes spring here where i live, one day it's still winter and BOOM baby next day~ summer's here! sorry northern hemisphere... the cold ~ it's on its way :)
- my boss is on a three week holiday... *goofy laugh* needless to say I'm lovin it!
- sleepy jane did a video blog the other day... for some reason i am very tempted to do one too... *shakes head at self* why? i have no idea!
- while at a braai at glug's & angel this weekend, i was introduced to klippies and coke in a blikkie! (can)... omg i was so excited!! i'm used to the self mix... for those who don't know... klippies is brandy mixed with coke... i know so middle class right?!
ish delichhhhhhhhhhhious :)
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:35 AM
Monday, August 4, 2008
happy birthday my baby, i can't believe you're such a big, friendly, funny guy... when did you grow up so fast?... i remember the day you were born like yesterday... you were so tiny and beautiful and mine :)
I'm feeling hugely nostalgic today for some reason, teary which is not like me and humbled...i can honestly say that my life is a better place because you're in it, i wouldn't have it any other way... it's such a cliche but I'm so proud of you! you are the one person who has stuck with me through all the shitty times, not that you had much of a choice i admit... but still... i don't know if you realise how worth while you've made these last 13 years...
i love you forever and always... rock on :)
whispered sweet nothings by... Sweets at 8:10 AM