seriously fucked up

mwhahahahahahahaha i think my sense of humor needs some serious tweaking... funny stuff this joke non the less... it's like my legendary Mary-Lou joke... after you've laughed your ass off you realise... shit it would not be considered "polite" to laugh at this joke... ok before the joke...

today is the 8th day of the 8th month of 2008, and on my clock it's now 8 minutes past 8... how cool is that?!

have a good weekend ya'll!



There are four blokes in a prison cell together: a zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and an gay guy.

The zoophile sighs and says, "You know, if there was a cat here I'd fuck it til I pass out."

The sadist nods, and sighs, "And once you were done with it, i'd torture it until it died."

The necrophiliac leans in and agrees, "Oh yeah, and once it was dead I'd fuck it til I passed out too."



"The gay guy, sitting in the corner, very softly says "miaow"...