Friday, August 8, 2008

seriously fucked up

mwhahahahahahahaha i think my sense of humor needs some serious tweaking... funny stuff this joke non the less... it's like my legendary Mary-Lou joke... after you've laughed your ass off you realise... shit it would not be considered "polite" to laugh at this joke... ok before the joke...

today is the 8th day of the 8th month of 2008, and on my clock it's now 8 minutes past 8... how cool is that?!

have a good weekend ya'll!



There are four blokes in a prison cell together: a zoophile, a sadist, a necrophiliac and an gay guy.

The zoophile sighs and says, "You know, if there was a cat here I'd fuck it til I pass out."

The sadist nods, and sighs, "And once you were done with it, i'd torture it until it died."

The necrophiliac leans in and agrees, "Oh yeah, and once it was dead I'd fuck it til I passed out too."



"The gay guy, sitting in the corner, very softly says "miaow"...

14 COMMENTS....bite me!:

BecauseIcan said...

hahahahahaha

Thanks so much for the wonderful laugh.. Great way to start the weekend.. unfortunately it isnt the kinda joke I can share in the office..lol!

Just sent it the SexyG ... And he almost snorted his coffee up his nostrils.. thanks man.. wish I had had my camera to show you..

Have a fab weekend...

B

sweets said...

i'm so glad you liked it! to say that everybody won't be laughing as hard as we did... is an understatement i think LOL

have a great weekend pops!!

:)~

sleepyjane said...

That's just wrong on so many levels...

But it's SO funny that I just snorted my tea. hahahaha!!!

Charmskool said...

mwhahahaha excellent! Of course I now have to frown at you sternly and wag my finger lol

Tamara said...

I've heard that before, but it was a masochist that said meow ;-)

ozymandiaz said...

You are sooooooooo bad
you don't get spanked enough, do you?

leez said...

Ijust fell of my chair laughing,. And my coffee form earlier just came up. Thaks for the laugh. Needed it.

leez said...

Ijust fell of my chair laughing,. And my coffee form earlier just came up. Thaks for the laugh. Needed it.

The Chronicles of a Fashionista in PDX said...

That was so wrong on so many levels and so funny!

angel said...

i will not laugh
i will not laugh
i will not laugh
i will not laugh
i will not laugh
i will not laugh
i will not
i will
i
i
i
...
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Flip Flop Momma said...

OMG...that was sooo bad;)

:)

pure evyl said...

So wrong and so funny. Just the way I like it.

Kingcover said...

ROFLMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!
Yeah you've found my level of jokery now :-P

SheBee said...

hahhahaaaaaaaaaaa! best joke i've heard all year!

**breathes**


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