we have a hot dog stand right around the corner from work... it's the only place to get something to eat in the near vicinity so obviously i have a lot of hot dogs... anyhoodle... i get to the stand the other day and there is a guy waiting for his order... he had to repeat his choice of sauces to the hot dog guy a few times, cause it wasn't the standard mustard and tomato sauce (like ketchup)... well let me just say i was amused... watching this whole episode... so while the hot dog guy is busy finishing the guy's order... he asks me what sauces do i want, so i say "mustard and tomato" while looking at this other guy (of course not thinking) and say...
I'm easy see?
whaahahahahahahhahhaa
shit, earth swallow me now...
and if that wasn't bad enough i winked at him while saying this...
ffs... i have no brains whatsoever...
19 COMMENTS....bite me!:
Did the hot dog guy ask you if you wanted a big sausage?
Sorry, I couldn't resist....:)
heehee..thats funny - sometimes i just sprout out words and think later...My speach filter hardly ever works
Did you resign than and how was it taken? Congratulations on the new job and best of luck with it.
hahahahhaha...
Skanking at the Weener stand.. sounds semi erotic to me..pmsl!!
....hahahahahaha
LOL. Sweets, you are so funny! That could be your new pick-up line though... Seriously, every time you see a hottie hanging around the hot dog stand you can head over there. The hotdog man may think you're a psycho, but why waste a good line?
kitty... LOL...erm thank God no :)~
brazen... i just don't think... that's my problem :)
asylum... hey there!!! jip i told her this morning... hectic but done :)
bic... whhhhhhhhahahahahahahahhhaaa
tam... or i could start paying him commission, give him my cell number and tell him to sms when there is a hotty placing an order LOL
That is so funny!! :)
hehehe
Dang, that sauce would sting on a 'sausage'! You could always just forget about producing the sausage and spread the sauce directly onto the pig. Just make sure there are no animal welfare people in the nearby vicinity or even other pigs because they'll just start laughing at their friend running around with sauce on its back! ;-)
Haha nice one! I like the wink, nice touch.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you mean they couldn't tell??
hahhahahahahahahahaha
How hard can a hot dog order be??? What sauces did he ask for?
OMFG!
Never EVER say that and wink at a guy holding his weiner!
HAHAHAHAHA!
I'll bet that he was too stunned to wink back eh? I am resisting the urge to make some nice, soft, warm bun puns now...
D'OH!
can't resist
fighting back
MUST
SAVE
OTHERS!
Aaaarrrggghhh!
at least you didnt say it while trying to swallow the hot dog...
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
many a true word is spoken in jest eh sweets... was he cute!!??
LOLOL That sounds like something I would do!!! hahahaha!!! That is great! And yes, was he cute??
Yeah, baby.
jane & caz... i know... hehe
king... omg king you should be promptly spanked :)
po... i should start wearing an eyepatch... LOL
sage... *gasp* LOL
lopz... it was a mix of chives (horrible) and mayo and mustard and tomato and a few others... weird!
donn.... mwhahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahhaaa
slyde... i was trying so hard to maintain a shred of dignity...
tjomma & miss ... not so much... unfortunately... but i did shock the poor dude out of his socks, that was quie evident...
evyl... LOL :)~
I cringe for you...but well done! Hilarious!!
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