Thursday, September 25, 2008

hot dog hoochie



we have a hot dog stand right around the corner from work... it's the only place to get something to eat in the near vicinity so obviously i have a lot of hot dogs... anyhoodle... i get to the stand the other day and there is a guy waiting for his order... he had to repeat his choice of sauces to the hot dog guy a few times, cause it wasn't the standard mustard and tomato sauce (like ketchup)... well let me just say i was amused... watching this whole episode... so while the hot dog guy is busy finishing the guy's order... he asks me what sauces do i want, so i say "mustard and tomato" while looking at this other guy (of course not thinking) and say...


I'm easy see?


whaahahahahahahhahhaa


shit, earth swallow me now...


and if that wasn't bad enough i winked at him while saying this...


ffs... i have no brains whatsoever...

19 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Kitty Cat said...

Did the hot dog guy ask you if you wanted a big sausage?
Sorry, I couldn't resist....:)

Being Brazen said...

heehee..thats funny - sometimes i just sprout out words and think later...My speach filter hardly ever works

Asylum^Escapee said...

Did you resign than and how was it taken? Congratulations on the new job and best of luck with it.

BecauseIcan said...

hahahahhaha...

Skanking at the Weener stand.. sounds semi erotic to me..pmsl!!

....hahahahahaha

Tamara said...

LOL. Sweets, you are so funny! That could be your new pick-up line though... Seriously, every time you see a hottie hanging around the hot dog stand you can head over there. The hotdog man may think you're a psycho, but why waste a good line?

sweets said...

kitty... LOL...erm thank God no :)~

brazen... i just don't think... that's my problem :)

asylum... hey there!!! jip i told her this morning... hectic but done :)

bic... whhhhhhhhahahahahahahahhhaaa

tam... or i could start paying him commission, give him my cell number and tell him to sms when there is a hotty placing an order LOL

sleepyjane said...

That is so funny!! :)

Caz said...

hehehe

Kingcover said...

Dang, that sauce would sting on a 'sausage'! You could always just forget about producing the sausage and spread the sauce directly onto the pig. Just make sure there are no animal welfare people in the nearby vicinity or even other pigs because they'll just start laughing at their friend running around with sauce on its back! ;-)

po said...

Haha nice one! I like the wink, nice touch.

Southern Sage said...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you mean they couldn't tell??

hahhahahahahahahahaha

Lopz said...

How hard can a hot dog order be??? What sauces did he ask for?

Donn Coppens said...

OMFG!
Never EVER say that and wink at a guy holding his weiner!

HAHAHAHAHA!
I'll bet that he was too stunned to wink back eh? I am resisting the urge to make some nice, soft, warm bun puns now...
D'OH!

can't resist

fighting back

MUST

SAVE

OTHERS!

Aaaarrrggghhh!

Slyde said...

at least you didnt say it while trying to swallow the hot dog...

angel said...

mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
many a true word is spoken in jest eh sweets... was he cute!!??

Miss Caught Up said...

LOLOL That sounds like something I would do!!! hahahaha!!! That is great! And yes, was he cute??

pure evyl said...

Yeah, baby.

sweets said...

jane & caz... i know... hehe

king... omg king you should be promptly spanked :)

po... i should start wearing an eyepatch... LOL

sage... *gasp* LOL

lopz... it was a mix of chives (horrible) and mayo and mustard and tomato and a few others... weird!

donn.... mwhahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahhaaa

slyde... i was trying so hard to maintain a shred of dignity...

tjomma & miss ... not so much... unfortunately... but i did shock the poor dude out of his socks, that was quie evident...

evyl... LOL :)~

The Blonde Blogshell said...

I cringe for you...but well done! Hilarious!!

 
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