we have a hot dog stand right around the corner from work... it's the only place to get something to eat in the near vicinity so obviously i have a lot of hot dogs... anyhoodle... i get to the stand the other day and there is a guy waiting for his order... he had to repeat his choice of sauces to the hot dog guy a few times, cause it wasn't the standard mustard and tomato sauce (like ketchup)... well let me just say i was amused... watching this whole episode... so while the hot dog guy is busy finishing the guy's order... he asks me what sauces do i want, so i say "mustard and tomato" while looking at this other guy (of course not thinking) and say...
I'm easy see?
whaahahahahahahhahhaa
shit, earth swallow me now...
and if that wasn't bad enough i winked at him while saying this...
ffs... i have no brains whatsoever...
