ok according to my post yesterday more than half of us hear some sort of voice... i find this totally fascinating... i really really really thought this only happened to me!!! so thanks to all of you who admitted to hearing the call of the other side... ironic... no?
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i get the oddest and funniest spam ever... i never open them but the subject lines are hilarious... like glugs i just can't help myself!
here's a few...ahem... treasures...
just have to mention these come along with all the countless millions i've won from various lottery boards across the globe...
- immeasurable wand of pleasure... snort... wand of pleasure?? mwhahahahahaha
- works so good it'll poke your eye out... o~h m~y... they killed it for me with just those few words...
- wanna have a bazooka in your boxers?... a bazooka??!!
- get length and volume in just a few weeks... they're talking about my hair right!!
- get hung like no one else.... pfffffffttt... would any human actually react to an email like this??
my thought on the creative genius's who spend their days producing these one liners...
"I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead..."
:)
14 COMMENTS....bite me!:
lololol... love the pic too...
i know that pic is just hectic LOL!!!
Never heard a voice hey, sorry. Must be inherited madness. ;-)
maybe its the voices in their heads
allot of dudes are so "hung" up on size ((snort))
That is such a disturbing picture
p.s. you don't have a wand of pleasure at your disposal?
I own one pleasure wand!!!
I thought for the longest time that someone was telling folks about my stuff, I kept getting mails about increasing penis size, I was devestated!
then I got some offering larger breasts and I knew it was spam! the C cup I have are surely my size!
lopz: never?! you poor thing, it can be quite entertaining ;)
ozzy: LOL no... no wand of pleasure to poke my eye *sigh*
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sage: oh my LOL ... wand of pleasure, it's just getting funnier every time i think about it... for some reason i see ribbons and that's just not right! i hope your bride has the c cup sage... i really really do :)~
*gasp*
where'd my comment go to?? i left one here last night:(
rubes i haven't got the foggiest... hehe
I get so many mails about penis enlargement that I'm getting a serious complex. And I don't even have a penis!
My favourite line from Juno... 'Not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed'.
hmmm....i suspect there is some sort of conspiracy against me:( but fear not! I shall find the individuals responsible for this...and i shall make them pay!
tam: i have to go see that movie!!! i'm putting it off too long one of these days it'll be out on dvd already... funny line that!
ruby: i find it helpful to press the little orange button at the bottom called "publish your comment"...
i did push it...honest i did! i'm telling you....the FBI is watching me and now they're starting to mess with my stuff! this is gonna be ugly:)
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