Wednesday, March 12, 2008

doctor-doctor

oh my greatness... i went to the doctor with kay yesterday afternoon... my appointment was for 5 but as I walked into the waiting room I could see that that particular idea was not on the cards for me... so I sat down and checked out my fellow waiters... lemme just tell you it was highly entertaining.... who knew right!


so firstly the reason for everybody's delay waddled out... this poor guy had both of his big toe nails pulled out... and apparently the doctor struggled to get them out... g~o~o~d~n~e~s~s... just imagine that pain! he looked very comical, he had his shoes in his one hand, not dangling by his side but pulled up next to his chest... shame i think he was in so much pain... so there he came waddling out with his two huge big toes wrapped up... ok you probably had to be there to find this amusing but trust me... that picture will stay with me for a while...


then a young mother came in with her toddler... very friendly child... he smiled at everybody over his mother's shoulder... and every time he smiled... the huge amount of snot around his nose would blow up into a green bubble...mwhahahhaha... and his mother had no idea... imagine this... smile... bubble suddenly appears... smile disappears... he catches somebody else's eye... big smile... big green bubble... hehe...


there was also a divorced mommy, slightly mutton dressed up as lamb kind of effort... she didn't know that her leopard print knickers were sticking out... she spoke to her son and totally ignored the dad... pushed her chin into the air and sauntered out of there... leopard print and all...

i was then told by kay that jay was potting an old lady with his pee shooter... right under my nose!... another disgusting highlight was a teenager sitting across from us... she was highly pissed that she had to wait... obviously she doesn't do that often... she slouched in her chair... like teenagers do... but boys do this mostly not girls really... anyway... there she was slouching... legs apart... growling as her tshirt kept riding up at her sides... cause she was... how to put this in a nice way... slightly obese... so she had these huge saddlebags popping out at the side.... gross... growling and at everybody and the injustice of it all... sigh.... really toots it aint all that bad... so all in all the half hour i had to wait whizzed by cause my fellow sick people were so bloody entertaining!


kay has some sort of virus that's causing the ugly blister on his nose... it started to spread so i'm glad i went to the doc... apparently it wasn't going to go away on it's on... antibiotics... thank you ex for having such a wonderful medical aid that paid for everything!!

15 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Glugster said...

You just reminded me again why I try to never go to the doctor! I hope Kay is better soon!

The Jackson Files said...

OMG, toenails being pulled out/ripped off is one of those things that REALLY wigs me out - as is green snot on babies, especially my own.

I hope the antibiotics kick in real fast and Kay is all better soon.

angel said...

oh my goodness, doctor's offices can be such fun!!!
i hope to christmas i never look like mutton-dressed-as-lamb, please tell me if i do!!!!
glad you got treatment for the blister!

Sheena Gates said...

Dood!

The green bubbly smiler sounded hysterical! I'm still giggling!

Hahahahaha.

Hope the ankle biter feels well soon.

xox

sweets said...

glugs: hehe... tx hopefully the medicine kicks in soon!

jackson: green snot... what an awful picture those two words paint! :)

angel: LOL don't worry we are luckily still too young for that... it's the late forties that usually kick out with the leopard print and white leather pants!

sheena: *sigh* i missed you~!!!

Natalie said...

hee hee, love people watching! Poor toenail guy! Ouch! They must have been really in-grown! hee hee, hope Kay is okay?x

Southern Sage said...

Sweets?
Why the fuck would they pull his toenails out?
ouccccchhhhhh
you were at a witch doctor I'm thinkng!

Denguy said...

"mutton dressed up as lamb"

Oh, that's a good one. I'll have to try to remember that nugget.

Caz said...

oh I can just SEE the little snotty bugger... eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

kyknoord said...

Charming. Still, at least it wasn't the emergency room. Unless axes in heads are your kind of thing.

The Blonde Blogshell said...

Wahahaha!! That's hysterical! Who knew a doctors rooms could be so entertaining! LOL!
x

Elise said...

It's quite amusing when you go to a doctor's waiting room. The ppor guy waddling, the baby's snot bubbles, the woman wioth the knickers, te teenager... Classic!

I once sat in a fracture waiting room at the hospital. It was so funny. There were rows of people with random parts of the body in slings and bandages.

Sometimes we all need to see the amusing side to life. xx

M@ said...

Divorcees are hot to trot.

Boobah's Mom said...

I wish I could see s pic of the baby-person with the green snot. If it was Boobah, i would've laughed my head off! And make him smile just so the bubbles will come... And then take pictures so I can whip them out on his 21st and show them to all his friends...

hahahahahaha that would be FUN!

sweets said...

nat: tx nat, kay is way better, he didn't even complain going to school this morning, poor babe!

sage: he had some sort of fungal infection under his toe nails... yikes! we don't just pull nails for the hell of it ya know hehe

den: oh yes ~ that one is a classic!

caz: i still giggle just at the thought of that bubble hehe

kyk: good grief i want to faint just at the thought of that...

blond: and that is in suburbia too... ahhh so much fun to be had! LOL

elise: true, i had to that day otherwise the other patients would have gone home to tell their families about the crazy woman lying on the floor crying...

m@: ah matt you never disappoint ;)

boobah: hmmmm are you one of those moms.... LOL

 
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