i found out yesterday, that kay has a new girlfriend... her name is chloe... he had a devilishly naughty grin on his face when he told me they've already been going out for a week...
is that still the terminology?... "going out" or "going together" or are they "hangin" or dear God forbid "shaggin"?...
he said he didn't want to tell me cause he KNEW i would ask him 10 000 000 questions... i never knew i di
d that!!! mwhahahahahaha.... i noticed this chick-a-babe last week... and was wondering why he wanted to go to rugby practise every single day... and wanting me to pick him up as late as possible...
d that!!! mwhahahahahaha.... i noticed this chick-a-babe last week... and was wondering why he wanted to go to rugby practise every single day... and wanting me to pick him up as late as possible... and there it is~ puppy love...
but you should see these two together... both 12... and if you remember way back then... when you're 12 and you're a guy... you're like 20 centimetres shorter than most girls... what a picture.... he looks like a midget next to her... mwhahahahahaha... and they are forever giving each other hugs... she could actually go down on one knee and be just the perfect height for him... and the strangest thing is that it doesn't bother either one of them... just goes to show what hormones can do for you... poor babies... chloe is ... lemme just say "budding" early... she's all hips and boobs and .... length... so for now kay's the big fish in a small pond... next year i'm sure chloe will be looking with lust at the 9th and 10th graders...
but for now... all's good my boy... you've aced a real girl that doesn't run away from you anymore ;)
17 COMMENTS....bite me!:
You know he is about to lose his virginity right?
What will happen is, he'll start getting all randy on poor chole, chole will tell him to shove off.
He'll get randier, starts jerking off, which means you will now have to make sure you knock when entering any area of your house.
Three weeks later he will come to you, crying his eyes out because his penis is sore from all the jerking off.
You will have to give the "talk". He will be embarassed and not look at you in the eye for three days.
At school, agirl in Gr10 will notice him, beckon him over and deflower him a week later in the girls bed while her parents are out.
Your son will have lost his innocence. He will be able to look at you in the eye with cheeky insolence and you will have one kid left.
Good luck.
i agree with bridget.
it's all downhill from here.
LOL Bridget YOU are a legend! my poor baby, being 12 is so darn complicated!
emct: *sigh* i know... i'm trying so hard to look at the silver lining but i think the silver lining is a jerkoff ;)
the silver lining is a cum-stained rugby sock..
sorry sweets.
guess i'll be there in a few years time.
dreading it!
mwhahahahahaha a cum-stained rugby sock!!! precious~ just precious ;)
Eish....
See if I was a momma, I'd have something valuable to say!
But 13yr olds these days are doin' things your mind would be scared to picture!!!
Good Luck...
STOP IT!!! STOP!!! Stop it already! You are scaring me!
But yes, I think it's the truth. It's all downhill from here
Whereas your post was very funny, the comments here are even more so! LOL
Amazing how much you girls know about us guys, he?
Melany - I was just telling Exmi, it's the curse of spawning future fuckwits, you will have to put up with girls creeping around to your sons room at night while on a weekend visit. He will contract the clap and drop. He will worry about the size of his appendage and eventually, it will slowly take over his brain and do his thinking for him.
Sweets, enjoy these times, they are fast approaching their end. Viva Chloe Viva! The Girl who toppled Sweets' son from the human race!
ah, now for me- this was when paranoia set in and i started giving damien condoms to keep in his wallet... just in case...
Awww so cute :)
Least you're not in the UK where the bastards seem to be shagging at age 10! And pissed at 8. Really worries me.
I keep saying "when I was young" AND I'M ONLY 25! Freaks the shit out of me.
Aw sweet!!! God, you make me feel OLD! I remember those days and the sweetness of those puppy love feelings!
Been reading some of the other comments...and I guess they're right...times are achanging and where barbie was still cool for me at 12, sex is the new toy! Bloody scary!
Haha!
F*cking or shagging, that's good.
well there is no need for u to see it this way but he is prolly standing on a stool
hitting it k-9, slapping her ass and asking who's ur daddy
ok prolly not
hope u had mail...........
omg!
jESUS.
I can't compete with the comments. Goodluck, my friend.
Its all started now!
ahaha! How sweet is that! Sweets, don't worry about what Bridget and them are saying they are trying to wind you up! hee hee (I hope!)
wow... you people are a good ad for chastity! haha
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