my wish list

i need to send this wish list out into the world...who knows what'll come back...whoop whoop...you never know right?...everybody is going on about positive thinking so being a proper people pleaser i jumped right on that bandwagon...so here goes...

1. 
   
   full time chef to cook me breakfast, lunch and supper...


2. 
   
   a king size bed... i currently sleep on 10cm of bed every night, two little boys climb in every single night, i don't mind...but i wouldn't mind a bigger bed either...


3. 
   
   proper digital camera...i love taking pictures...but for that you need a good camera...the ex sold my baby...dawg


4. 
   
   plastic surgery...new boobs and a new tummy...heaven


5. 
   
   a good man...i must find him irresistible in every sense of the word... i almost forgot that i want one sometimes....so out you go good thoughts of a good man, bring him right to me y'hear...


6. 
   
   i wish i could finish a marathon...that would be awesome...


7. 
   
   to go on a extravagant holiday...for like a month...even two...ok three months...deal...


8. 
   
   i want to own my own home...that sounds ridiculous to most...cause everybody does own their own home right?...wrong...with the house prices shooting up....almost double than it used to be...so i can afford half a house...and for some reason the bank or the sellers don't budge if i get all exited about buying half a house...


9. 
   
   a mini cooper...a red one or a silver one...convertible...


10. 
    
    i wish i could smoke with no side-effects...


11. 
    
    i would love a bronze statue of a my sweet ass...really...it could be quite fun...i wonder who will be brave enough to cast that mould! hahahahaha

i know this list probably sounds very lame...maybe it is....i don't really care....i would just love to have these things in my life...cause see i quite like my life exactly the way it is...but to have these things added would be a bonus...

i have really tried to be positive the past two weeks, saw a show on oprah that raved about everybody getting what they want...just by being positive...ok maybe that works in the good old us of a but here in africa things sure work differently...we live in a place called ~the~real~world~....i am just looking for trouble today...gotcha...anyway... "they" the powers that be tells us that we should verbalise our longings or wants or whatever...so if they say i must do this...i sure tried...and the strangest thing happened... ok first a bit of background... there is this terribly cute guy staying in my vicinity cause i see him every day... he walks wherever he goes...which is strange...but each to his own right...not that i mind him walking about...cause honey that ass makes me drool...really...the whole package is just perfect....let me just get a tissue for the drool...that's better...anyway i've been ogling him for like months now...just enjoying the view every time i drive past...and the other day i was thinking about all this positive stuff and i was talking to myself in the car...out loud...i know...anyway...i was sending out all of these positive affirmations like... see that mini cooper... i will be driving one of those babies...and see that beautiful house...i will own a house....and the next positive piece of happiness out of my mouth was...and i will meet this really great guy who will find me t~o~t~a~l~l~y irresistible...and at that precise moment i looked right at mr cuteness himself...how's that for a coinsidence!!!...phew...wouldn't that be great great great great great....maybe i should help fate along a bit and arrange a hit and run...whhahahahah...right...i am having enormous withdrawal symptoms right at this moment...hit and run...i must be loosing it one bit at a time...so mr cute make your move...i am ready and willing...i sound like a sixteen year old today...i sure miss smoking...