everybody calls them mammograms but they are actually mammographs...this was news to me...well all woman over the age of 35 apparently should have one of these done once a year....very noble of them....yikes...i've heard so many horrific stories of mammograms that i am...
scared shitless...
yeah...
just about...
apparently~oh my greatness ...they should rather have been called something like...b
oob-squeeza...tittsqueeza...nipple-buster...let's~ see~ how~ tough~ you~ gals~ really~ are...i've never had one done but all that i've heard is that it's just a bad experience all round...they compare a mammogram to pinching your boob in a refrigerator door...i've never tried this at home cause i am not insane ok!!!!...and i must go willingly and be kind and friendly to the radiologist who does this to me...and...and...and flippen well pay for the pleasure!...see my point!!...the procedure will cost me close to r700...lovely...like i can afford that...you know what i can do with r700...definitely not splurge on a mammogram...the "script" or instruction from the doctor has been lying on my diary from the 25th of july...i look at it every day but never seem to have the courage to go...phew...eina...it's gonna hurt...i wonder if they have a dd size...obviously they do...i know...i'm just looking for excuses and it seems that's the best i can come up with for now...why don't men have to go for shit examinations like this...we have to go to the gynae and for these tit-squeezing parties...hurl...they don't even have to go for a one on one...*giggle*...when they have their prostate checked...they just do a fucking blood test...totally and disgustingly unfair i tell ya...stomp foot...stomp foot again...
oob-squeeza...tittsqueeza...nipple-buster...let's~ see~ how~ tough~ you~ gals~ really~ are...i've never had one done but all that i've heard is that it's just a bad experience all round...they compare a mammogram to pinching your boob in a refrigerator door...i've never tried this at home cause i am not insane ok!!!!...and i must go willingly and be kind and friendly to the radiologist who does this to me...and...and...and flippen well pay for the pleasure!...see my point!!...the procedure will cost me close to r700...lovely...like i can afford that...you know what i can do with r700...definitely not splurge on a mammogram...the "script" or instruction from the doctor has been lying on my diary from the 25th of july...i look at it every day but never seem to have the courage to go...phew...eina...it's gonna hurt...i wonder if they have a dd size...obviously they do...i know...i'm just looking for excuses and it seems that's the best i can come up with for now...why don't men have to go for shit examinations like this...we have to go to the gynae and for these tit-squeezing parties...hurl...they don't even have to go for a one on one...*giggle*...when they have their prostate checked...they just do a fucking blood test...totally and disgustingly unfair i tell ya...stomp foot...stomp foot again...
3 COMMENTS....bite me!:
Can we get a monetary conversion to US dollars please? And what were the results dear?
oh crap... i thought you only had to have one if you suspected a problem! ooer...
Damnit! now all I can think about is breasts! and squeezing... thanks for ruining my once productive day ;-)
Cheers
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