Thursday, October 16, 2008

i have a dream


i unfrickinfortunately don't dream much... i love to dream but for some bizarre unfair reason i think i sleep too deep or something... anyhoodle... now and again i dream real big... but unlike other normal people my mind stays in this dream-state but my eyes are open... and everything i dream, i see... then... after a few minutes... some part of my rational brain does kick in... so there i am part dreaming and part awake... indeed a very scary place to be... i usually have the same dream... a guy standing at the window, opening the curtain with a gloved hand... jikes... then i "wake up"... and i see him... i know I'm awake... and i know he's not real... he's all in my head... but damn at that moment... he's just standing there looking at me holding that damn curtain... awful... but... unless the gloved man has a ladder my window is thank goodness off limits to him now...
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so... my brain concocted a new dream... sigh... i wake up last night half past 1... and there is a mouse on my bookcase... i shit you not... i see it... i put the light on... i see it again... i run to wake up my kids to come help catch the mouse... i get the broom... run back to the kids room and start yanking and pleading them to come help me... i rush back to my room....
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--> jump on the bed...
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-->broom above my head...
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--->ready to whack the living daylights out of mr. mouse...
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-->and it dawns on me...
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...there is no mouse...


16 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Southern Sage said...

hehehehehehe
well come back to bed and wake me up and I'll handle the mouse!!!

;-)

Sweets said...

LOL i actually thought of you cause the "mouse" was running along the brim of my cowboy hat ;)~

sleepyjane said...

You must be really fun to live with!! :) That is hilarious!

A mouse once fell on J's face while he was sleeping. He had a little ledge above his bed and it fell from there. I wasn't there but apparently he almost shat himself. haha

Ruby said...

tee hee hee...you sound like me when you dream....now add to that a sleepwalker, sleeptalker..and it's def me;)

I once read a very interesting little bit of information. Trust me, you do dream, every night! you are jsut very lucky. You are only able to remember your dream if you weren't able to finish it, in other words, you sleep cycle was interrupted. If you finish your sleep cycle, and therefor your dream, you wouldn't be able to remember your dream. So everybody dreams, some people just don't sleep enough, and they are ususally the ones able to recall their dreams
Lucky girl!

Sunny said...

well,you sound like me too. I have those hallucinations from time to time. The weird thing is that I dream of a man wearing blaсk leather gloves, too :)

The Jackson Files said...

OMG. That is C.R.A.Z.Y.

Kitty Cat said...

I must have badly interrupted sleep cycles 'cos I remember a lot of my dreams.

Being Brazen said...

HA HA HA ...thats so funny...you really must dream vividly

po said...

Wow, dreaming and reality combine! I never ever dream, it sucks. The only dream I ever have is so real that I get into a huge panic. And that is: I am back in matric, I havent studied for my maths exam, and it is the next morning. Nice.

Sweets said...

jane... oh no! poor j LOL :)

ruby... well now i feel better... even if it's just a little bit :)~

sunny...no! that damn guy is so scary... nice to know i'm not totally alone :)

jacks... i know i know...!

kitty... lucky you, well almost!

brazen... not so much fun... Kay asked me this morning.. what was up with you last night mom????

po... that would be classified as night terrors in my book hehe

MsBehavn said...

According to my daughter, I talk in my sleep. Not quite the same thing as having me run around with a broom chasing a non-existent mouse ... but just as scary for her I think!

Denguy said...

Perhaps you should cut back on whatever it is you're smoking, inhaling etc etc.

angel said...

ooh thats funny! and you know what, i dream the same way. i almost never remember my dreams, but when i do they're bloody awful and they continue when i wake up for a few seconds, often beginning again if i manage to go back to sleep.

Miss Caught Up said...

Wow!!! Wow!!! My dreams have never woke up with me... That's crazy, yet kind of cool at the same time. Imagine if you had a dream about some hunka-hunka-burnin' love ;)

Slyde said...

i no longer have nightmares... havent had one in over 20 years.. i blogged about it once...

i also DONT have sex dreams... if it looks like something is ABOUT to happen in a dream, i wake up..... SO Not cool!

Iron_woman said...

This is so cute, Even my daughter loves it. again thanks for passing by and leave comments.

 
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