Ellen DeGeneres- she's gay... we all know that, no surprises there... but i think she's such a cool chick... regardless... does that make me sound, what's that fancy word again... darn i can't remember... phobic something... but you know what i mean... but hey maybe that's just me! she's kind of pretty in a boyish way and i totally heart her... OK now I'm sounding distinctly lesbo myself but face it~ she's 50 years old people and she looks like this... pretty damn nice i say...
anyway i was thinking about Ellen and her stunning bride and then of course i inevitably start wondering about other things... like them having sex right?... but hey, again, maybe that's just me...
omg i would disgrace myself totally 
if i was a lesbo... firstly touching another woman's boobs i would giggle myself into another blood group... seriously guys make it look so easy (just kidding we know you blokes just cannot help yourselves) and thank God for that too... so me as a lesbian?~ just cannot imagine it! so sorry to smash any girl 2 girl action fantasies there... but me... giggling a hundred miles a minute while going for the gspot~ nah... just not gonna happen :)
if i was a lesbo... firstly touching another woman's boobs i would giggle myself into another blood group... seriously guys make it look so easy (just kidding we know you blokes just cannot help yourselves) and thank God for that too... so me as a lesbian?~ just cannot imagine it! so sorry to smash any girl 2 girl action fantasies there... but me... giggling a hundred miles a minute while going for the gspot~ nah... just not gonna happen :)that's another thing though~ pleasing a guy is just to damn easy in comparison... but imagine getting a woman there... figuring out the wiring to get to that sweet spot... well again, hats off to you boys for doing such an awesome job with it... thank goodness y'all are more technically inclined...
so yeah i think I'll stick to men... but Ellen... you're still cool babe, rock on :)
28 COMMENTS....bite me!:
I must say, I enjoy her show on Dstv's series channel - she's so funny. I heart her as well!
Nevermind the physical issues, can you imagine the emotional issues in a relationship between two women? It must be like constant PMS! I don't think I could cope with another chick's insecurities, jealousies and mood swings as well as my own!
Different strokes for different folks, hey. (Actually that saying could have all sorts of sexual inuendos linked to it, don't you think?)
50??
Man, I hope I look like that at 50!! And if it means I must go down on a chick to look like her..bring it on!
I will work out the wiring and i will synch the bloodshed so we don't waste a whole month killing each other either..
She is one hot old lady.. and I think that if i must choose a chick to go les with .. it would have to be Angelina Jolie.. just saying..
Ellen DeGeneres is one of my favorite people!
I love Ellen! She's *so* funny!
I love Ellen! She's *so* funny!
i like her too- but i agree with you, its dudes for me all the way.
kitty... she's so down to earth, gotta love that :)
tam... another reason to just not go there! LOL
jacks... you crack me up LOL
bic... you've put a lot of thought into this babe... LOL
nick... i agree Nick :)
jane... she had a show the other day about haloween... hilarious!
tjomma... hehe oh yes :)
If you shower after using the body chocolate, you won't stick to men so much.
I love Ellen too... (in that not lesbo way... lol!)
And I have often wondered about the same things...
She looks damn good for 50, and did you see their wedding? Beautiful!
I love Ellen, she is so funny. Have you seen her standup comedy? Hilarious. And Dory on Finding Nemo? She has talent.
Ellen is fantastic, wish I could be just like her.....well without the lesbo thing going ;-) If I could look like that at 40 I would be well pleased with myself!!
I am going through some blogs this morning after completing my own post and came across this quaint little blog. As you probably know I have been to South Africa on several occasions for both work and pleasure. The people there have been / are very friendly and inviting to me on those occasions. I just wanted to thank you Sweets for taking the time to do a post about me. Portia and I are very happy together. She is my best friend.
Take care
Ellen x
I agree with Tam - the dealbreaker for me would be being involved with a partner who also suffers from PMS! Seriously.
hmmm....I've not had any personal experience with this but I would have to say that a girl has to be much more talented than a guy in this area.
Gosh sweets, love the new look of your blog. Do my eyes deceive me or did you get a comment from real live Ellen herself? How cool.
kyk... i guess~ but i would rather stick to men, chocolate or no chocolate... :)~
jenny... i know! the bride especially looked stunning :)~ (the one in the dress i mean)
po... dory is a legend... nuff said!
gill... jip not bad for 50 eh!
ellen... oh my greatness... i know it's not really you but what the hell, let me play along... i am utterly beyond myself from excitement that you would visit my quaint little blog, please give my best to portia and tell her that she is way too beautiful for her own good... i mean honestly, that face is to die for... please visit again soon although i prolly won't post about you again soon, there is after all just so much i can say about being a lesbian and all... your fan... sweets
ms... just imagine!!!! lol
hix... my thoughts exactly!
po... thanks, i love it too!!! it's an anonymous ellen... so i really really really really doubt that it's her... if she has a blog, well then she would have used it to post a comment... thus linking directly to her blog... so alas...i think msbehaven was the culprit hehe
Hmmmm so you think Msbehaven was the culprit eh? *chuckle* :-D
aw you all had me impressed there. I am way too gullible it seems :)
Well I have been a lesbian all my life.
Ellen is gay? Who knew!
May I congratulate you on this stunning admission that our performance demands are (without hyperbole)a MILLION times 'harder'.
Granted it still takes most males about ten years to find the GO button and another ten to fumble upon the 'G'rafenberg..
a bit of a learning curve unless you leave copies of Cosmo around.
Uh, that ellen wasn't me. Honest!
king... well if you look at the time the comments were posted i thought that was quite obvious... or not? hmmmm.... and you know msbehavn is known to misbehave after all hehe.... so who let the dogs out then????
po... that's a good characteristic darling, so no worries :)~
sage... LOL that you are for sure :)
donn... no problem donn... give credit where it's due right...LOL
msbehavn... i don't believe you! LOL
WOW SWEETS!!! A celeb comment! how cool... i bet you're almost as excited as i was when JOCKSTRAPCENTRAL.COM posted on my blog!!! THRILLS!!!
;)
She's 50?!!!! Sjoe. I heart her too
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