end of the year rush....!!!

angel, thanks for the award...
i'm flattered!!
i love the lil dragon...

usually... please take note...usually... i'm quite an extra-ordinary personal assistant...i really have 10 arms and 3 heads...but lately instead of organising the heads and the arms... i get forgetful... there are at any given time of my day 3 975 288 things i must do... and in my heyday i could remember every single one of them at any given time ~ day or night... but this year there are 38 978 698 things to remember... and to finish before my h~o~l~i~d~a~y can start!!

the following types of conversation takes place about 20 times every day between me and the boss-woman, i'm getting worried...

boss: have you finished XyZ...

me: XyZ...wtf??

boss: i gave it to you the other day?!

me: you did??? really??? i have no recollection whatso~eva of that ever happening?!

boss: are you kidding me??

me: if you say so, i'll check ok...now go away please!!!

5 minutes later:

me: you did after all give me that XyZ...i need a holiday, it seems that i've completed everything~ but i still can't remember it ever taking place...*cross eyed*

boss: *clapping hands* thank goodness...

me: ok sign here so i can send it of...

boss: what is it...

me: it's the AbC papers you asked for...

boss: when did i ask for those, why would i ask for those...??!!! wtf???

me: you asked me 10 minutes ago.... ok don't worry just stare at the papers for a few minutes i'm sure it'll all come back...

boss: 8 minutes later...here's the doc's...

me: i think we need a holiday boss-woman, and BTW how about a raise??

boss: i'll say yes now but there is actually no guarantee that i will remember this conversation again and there is also no guarantee that you will remember this conversation either when you pay the salaries... so nah...it's not gonna work?! ok? ok!

2 hours later:

boss: where are those XyZ papers...

me: XyZ papers...don't know what you're talking about...