Monday, December 3, 2007

end of the year rush....!!!

angel, thanks for the award...
i'm flattered!!
i love the lil dragon...




usually... please take note...usually... i'm quite an extra-ordinary personal assistant...i really have 10 arms and 3 heads...but lately instead of organising the heads and the arms... i get forgetful... there are at any given time of my day 3 975 288 things i must do... and in my heyday i could remember every single one of them at any given time ~ day or night... but this year there are 38 978 698 things to remember... and to finish before my h~o~l~i~d~a~y can start!!
the following types of conversation takes place about 20 times every day between me and the boss-woman, i'm getting worried...

boss: have you finished XyZ...

me: XyZ...wtf??

boss: i gave it to you the other day?!

me: you did??? really??? i have no recollection whatso~eva of that ever happening?!

boss: are you kidding me??

me: if you say so, i'll check ok...now go away please!!!

5 minutes later:

me: you did after all give me that XyZ...i need a holiday, it seems that i've completed everything~ but i still can't remember it ever taking place...*cross eyed*

boss: *clapping hands* thank goodness...

me: ok sign here so i can send it of...

boss: what is it...

me: it's the AbC papers you asked for...

boss: when did i ask for those, why would i ask for those...??!!! wtf???

me: you asked me 10 minutes ago.... ok don't worry just stare at the papers for a few minutes i'm sure it'll all come back...

boss: 8 minutes later...here's the doc's...

me: i think we need a holiday boss-woman, and BTW how about a raise??

boss: i'll say yes now but there is actually no guarantee that i will remember this conversation again and there is also no guarantee that you will remember this conversation either when you pay the salaries... so nah...it's not gonna work?! ok? ok!

2 hours later:

boss: where are those XyZ papers...

me: XyZ papers...don't know what you're talking about...

20 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Ruby said...

ha ha ha h ah ......thanx for making me giggle today. I've been pretty down this morning...the foot is killing me

I won't suggest getting worried just yet.....if you show the same symptoms after your holiday, then you may worry

Glugster said...

I'm glad you remembered to post today!

Please don't forget to read the comments.....

Living Bridget said...

hee hee hee! You are hilarious. Wat is it Four more days? Tick tock ...

sweetass RSA said...

glug: miracles do still happen!

bridget: tick tock tick tock...yeahhhhhh baby, 4 days!!

sweetass RSA said...

ruby: good luck with that damn foot of yours, oy!! glad i could put a smile on your ruby~sweet~face!

Ruby said...

thanx girl;-)
Smiling even more now, gorgeous just came and made all the compulsory 'ooh"s and "aah"s.....still hurts like hell though. maybe i'll hafta face my fear and visit the doctor.

btw.....just don't forget to go on holiday!

angel said...

oh my goodness sweetass... you poor thing!!!

Nosjunkie said...

hahahaha love that it sounds like me and my forgetful gran talking to one another

The Divine Miss M said...

Sweetass I have those conversations regularily as it gets closer to the end of my contracts. I just lose interest ;)

At the moment I have 4 days left of work before departing for Cape Town and being off work for a month!!!! First holiday in over a year now, YEY!!!

lordwiggly said...

Heya Sweetass! I haven't commented for a while, been "laying low" :) Just wanted to say the new look of your blog totally wowed me! And thanks for the 5 star rating! Sweet ass!

Lopz said...

Pahahaha, I'm a PA too and I get those moments far too frequently. I must seem like a dear perpetually caught in the headlights whenever one of my team asks where Xyz is, because I never know without a few minutes serious thought and a major search and rescue amongst all papers on my desk. ;-)

sweetass RSA said...

ruby: i was going on holiday??!! really, when??? who are you again?

angel: fanks... *cross eyed goofy grin*

lee: confucius reigns...

miss m: yeah! CT!!! tick tock!!

wiggles: dude welcome back! i thought you've lost interest in my sweet ass! ;-)

lopz: sista!! good to know i'm not alone!

Ruby said...

oh my goodness sweety!!!???
I'm sweet faced ruby with the big blue foot

sweetass RSA said...

ruby: yanking your chain rubes!! LOL, go to the doctor!!!!

Ruby said...

I know;-)

M@ said...

Nice! Tit for tat. A nice ass for an ass. :)

Michelle Hix said...

This could be a conversation between my husband and I!

SheBee said...

Oh lordy, this was funny!

You need a break girl.

xoxox

PS: M@ you are kinda cute, I won't lie!

sweetass RSA said...
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sweetass RSA said...

sheebee i agree, M@ you are definately cute...although cute is not quite the right word

 
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