Wednesday, December 12, 2007

counting sheep...or rowing sheep...i dunno


it is now 59 minutes past midnight...why would i write a post at this hour you may ask...well i overdid the gym this morning just a tad...all i did after my usual run was 5 minutes...5 fucking minutes people...of rowing... i've tried to figure out why this would make such an impact on my muscles...those muscles would be the ones at the back of my legs... i really don't know what they're called and quite honestly i don't give a rat's ass at this point...all i know it hurts like hell... it looks like i have a broomstick stuck up my ass...and i've come to the conclusion that on some level that may somehow even be more comfortable than what i'm going through... i can't sit...i can't stand... i can't lie down... the only pain relief is lying in a hot tub...but that i can't do all day now can i.... sheesh.... everybody thinks i'm a big baby, exaggerating, but i shit you not... this is taking pain to a whole new level...i know... who knew 5...yes five measly minutes of hard rowing could cause this... and to those who wondered...i'm sure gonna row again... great work out... taking cardio to a whole new level...that is if i can ever bend my legs again...so i'm in pain... i can't sleep... i can't do anything... do you know how many of your leg muscles you use to sit and get up from a toilet...dear Lord i almost didn't get up... i had to pull myself up after a pep-talk yelping...eina...eina...eina... and then hopping away pathetically with my stick legs... so laugh if you want to.... it's real silly i know... i just wish i could fall asleep...come to think of it this chair is quite comfortable... maybe i should just sleep in this chair...and sing myself to sleep... row row row your boat...

9 COMMENTS....bite me!:

Louisa said...

Hehehe...poor sweetass!

I don't think it's supposed to hurt THAT much. Do some stretches for 20-30 secs at a time (this will no doubt hurt a lot and be a good time to dust off any swear words you haven't used in a while), and if it doesn't get better perhaps pop in at your friendly physio and get rubbed up the right way. ;-)

angel said...

ag no shame man- you poor thing!!!
i hope it feels better through the day... so you can go back to the gm on thursday and punish the rowing machine that hurt you!

Nosjunkie said...

when it gets to bad think childbirth

Glugster said...

Divorced with a sore ass! I really can't understand why you insist on overdoing it at the gym. LOL

sweetass RSA said...

louisa: stretching...you gotta be kidding right...eina

angel: i'm feeling better already...thank goodness!

lee: now that is something i don't hear every day LOL


glug: did i insist? really????

Bridget said...

You are aware how odd you are right?

SheBee said...

why go big when you can go home?

thats my motto :P

Ruby said...

I'm with shebee on this one;-)

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

O darlin’, as a long time ex-body builder, I can affirm that different exercises affect muscles differently! Should the muscle pain recur, please hop in a very hot tub of water into which you’ve dumped 4 cups of Epsom salts. Stay in it until the water cools. It works miracles!

 
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