so back to the mini... i kept on looking at them... and i made them so embarrassed/annoyed that they left... hehe... i can just imagine the conversation in that car...
lover 1: oh my sweetheart i love you so... i cannot bear to be away from you!!! i want you! i want you now!!!
lover 2: i know sweet cheeks... you make my heart go boomdiboomdiboom and my wife at home just doesn't understand me! you are the woman of my dreams!!! come here...
lover 1: i love you so my sweet lover... my husband is just an awful man, he provides for me and loves me and my children but he just doesn't understand me like you do... oh no the gearstick is killing me!
lover 2: i feel the same... about you... not the gearstick! what can we do... when will i see you again? i just cannot bear this!! is your cell phone off?... just now your husband phones to check why you're taking so long to buy milk and bread...
lover 1: lover... look at that woman in the car over there... why is she watching us? look she's laughing ... do you think she knows?? do you know her??? is she from cheaters???
lover 2: oh no... just look at her... smirking at us... i feel so dirty... let's go park somewhere else...
teehee... it's so pathetic... so i hope Mr and Mrs mini cooper stops their shit and realize that being in lust only lasts that long... by then the patient all forgiving spouse would have grown impatient and probably would have taken the kids and moved on to someone who actually deserves them :)
13 COMMENTS....bite me!:
Ha ha ha...that's funny, you've totally made up two smutty lives for a couple who were probably just sitting there innocently discussing whether they should paint the walls of their house cream or magnolia.
Although, why they would feel the need to do that at 5.00pm in a car park is beyond me!!!
I can't believe that it's lunchtime and I am the first person to leave a comment on your blog. Very odd.
LOL at first i also thought so but i'm sorry~ they had GUILTY written all over them! teehee
comments: i'm used to it... everybody ignores me in the morning :)~
Rubbish - we do not ignore you in the mornings. Just Monday mornings when the office is mental.
That's legend! LOL Go you! :)
Interesting. I see two people in an empty car park on a Sunday afternoon and I think "driving lesson":
She: Okay. Now let out the clutch slowly, like we discussed.
He: No, I'm not too nervous. Look at that woman over there watching us. I can't do it!
She: Don't worry about her.
He: Screw this. Let's go home.
well I ain't sure what a mini cooper is but most things mini aren't ideal locations to do the hokie pokie!!!
Oh your so bad..haha
but I loved your little inturpation..I bet it was damn accurate..haha
haha, sis you have way too much time on your hands lovie.
Hey, how long does it take you to post these days, your text looks time consuming!
tam: hmmmmm i wonder :)
jane: hehe :)
kyk: NO!!!!! you just burst my bubble... happy now? :)~
sage: mini cooper... you don't know what a mini cooper is??? it's just the cutest little car ever... and yes, not the ideal place to do the hokie pokie ;)
mama: i'm sure too... they didn't look too happy... oh man i love that!
sheebs: i love my kid, i take him to the parking lot ok!... hmmmm and yes i like playing with my fonts... that sounds dirty doesn't it? mwhahahahahahahahahaha
mwaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaa...
so they weren't fighting and just needed somewhere to argue in peace?
Wow!!
OK.. note to self.. no more necking in parking lot!
Yes, Yes, we still do this.. in fact we neck everywhere.. we drive my boys insane with all the smooching..
Maybe they were there trying to get quiet time away from the kids?? Probably went to the movies and the mother in law is babysitting and they JUST DONT WANT TO GO HOME!!..
Or not ;-)
hmmmmmmmmmmm
That's so cool. I love messing with people who are blatently asking for public mockery.
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