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jay is going through a skateboard craze... and i have to admit he's damn good for his age, doing all sorts of tricks... anyway yesterday i took him to a neighbourhood mall to skate to his little hearts content in the parking lot... nobody around at 5 o'clock on a Sunday afternoon right?... you would think so... other than the people who doesn't own a washing machine, visiting the laundromat that is... i parked and i noticed a mini cooper standing close by with two occupants... hmmm... affair alert!!! cause why would you choose to have an in depth conversation on a Sunday afternoon (in a car) when you could be doing it at home or in a public place such as a coffee shop... except if you couldn't go to either his or her house... or be seen together in a public place... ridiculous... having an affair that is ... i mean honestly...

so back to the mini... i kept on looking at them... and i made them so embarrassed/annoyed that they left... hehe... i can just imagine the conversation in that car...

lover 1: oh my sweetheart i love you so... i cannot bear to be away from you!!! i want you! i want you now!!!

lover 2: i know sweet cheeks... you make my heart go boomdiboomdiboom and my wife at home just doesn't understand me! you are the woman of my dreams!!! come here...

lover 1: i love you so my sweet lover... my husband is just an awful man, he provides for me and loves me and my children but he just doesn't understand me like you do... oh no the gearstick is killing me!

lover 2: i feel the same... about you... not the gearstick! what can we do... when will i see you again? i just cannot bear this!! is your cell phone off?... just now your husband phones to check why you're taking so long to buy milk and bread...

lover 1: lover... look at that woman in the car over there... why is she watching us? look she's laughing ... do you think she knows?? do you know her??? is she from cheaters???

lover 2: oh no... just look at her... smirking at us... i feel so dirty... let's go park somewhere else...

teehee... it's so pathetic... so i hope Mr and Mrs mini cooper stops their shit and realize that being in lust only lasts that long... by then the patient all forgiving spouse would have grown impatient and probably would have taken the kids and moved on to someone who actually deserves them :)